{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Quaid In Full","home_page_url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm","feed_url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/json","description":"The Quaid In Full podcast rates, reviews, and ranks every single televisual work in which Dennis Quaid appears. This highly unscientific endeavor is hosted by Sarah D. Bunting and Jeb Lund, because they give a fox.","_fireside":{"subtitle":"Every Dennis Quaid property, ranked.","pubdate":"2023-06-01T10:00:00.000-04:00","explicit":true,"owner":"Sarah D Bunting","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/f/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/cover.jpg?v=1"},"items":[{"id":"87e34546-0b45-40d0-bf92-425b370fdfc3","title":"S07E10: Pandorum","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/66","content_text":"Author and critic Zack Handlen made the mistake of offering to return for Pandorum, 2009's \"what if we stuck a bunch of grimy Jell-O to some warehouse walls and filmed a live-action 'Space Madness' meets Event Horizon\" sci-fi. The movie starts out well -- good atmospherics; good partner chemistry between Quaid and Ben Foster -- but as Zack notes, most of the interesting stuff happened before the movie started. And after we find out the enemy isn't a giant snacky space arachnid, well, it's a tough sit. (How tough? We measured its length in, variously, feet of blanket knitted, Lego kits assembled, and online games of Risk played.) Surrounded by the detritus of the other, better properties Pandorum tried to rip off, we talked about confusing ship layouts, Virtuosity, which member of Roxette wrote Nadia's dialogue, Quaid's search for emotional truth, and why hypersleep pods in the future come with tooth-whitening strips. Oh, also what the hell \"pandorum\" actually is. It's the QIF season finale, so tell Scotty the PA to douse your cleavage in melted licorice and join us!\n\nOverall score: 2.83\nQQQ score: 6.17\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 454\nDon't Say A Word counter: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nFollow Zack Handlen on Twitter\nRead more from Zack at Episodic Medium\nXan Brooks's Pandorum review at The Guardian\nAnnalee Newitz's at io9 \nNathan Rabin's at AV Club\nSpecial Guest: Zack Handlen.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eAuthor and critic Zack Handlen made the mistake of offering to return for \u003cem\u003ePandorum\u003c/em\u003e, 2009\u0026#39;s \u0026quot;what if we stuck a bunch of grimy Jell-O to some warehouse walls and filmed a live-action \u0026#39;Space Madness\u0026#39; meets \u003cem\u003eEvent Horizon\u003c/em\u003e\u0026quot; sci-fi. The movie starts out well -- good atmospherics; good partner chemistry between Quaid and Ben Foster -- but as Zack notes, most of the interesting stuff happened before the movie started. And after we find out the enemy \u003cem\u003eisn\u0026#39;t\u003c/em\u003e a giant snacky space arachnid, well, it\u0026#39;s a tough sit. (How tough? We measured its length in, variously, feet of blanket knitted, Lego kits assembled, and online games of Risk played.) Surrounded by the detritus of the other, better properties \u003cem\u003ePandorum\u003c/em\u003e tried to rip off, we talked about confusing ship layouts, \u003cem\u003eVirtuosity\u003c/em\u003e, which member of Roxette wrote Nadia\u0026#39;s dialogue, Quaid\u0026#39;s search for emotional truth, and why hypersleep pods in the future come with tooth-whitening strips. Oh, also what the hell \u0026quot;pandorum\u0026quot; actually is. It\u0026#39;s the QIF season finale, so tell Scotty the PA to douse your cleavage in melted licorice and join us!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.83\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.17\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 454\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon\u0026#39;t Say A Word\u003c/em\u003e counter: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/zhandlen\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow Zack Handlen on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://episodicmedium.substack.com/s/star-trek-strange-new-worlds\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRead more from Zack at Episodic Medium\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/film/2009/oct/01/pandorum-review\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eXan Brooks\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003ePandorum\u003c/em\u003e review at The Guardian\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://gizmodo.com/pandorum-delivers-zombie-mutant-banality-in-space-5368633\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eAnnalee Newitz\u0026#39;s at io9\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/pandorum-1798207023\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eNathan Rabin\u0026#39;s at AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Zack Handlen.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-06-01T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/87e34546-0b45-40d0-bf92-425b370fdfc3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":55919513,"duration_in_seconds":2329}]},{"id":"2c38ef23-e94f-4ce4-b437-05c8764d99e6","title":"S07E09: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/65","content_text":"Extra Hot Great's Dave Cole is back to help us list the many complaints prompted by 2009's dreadful and boring live-action take on G.I. Joe, including attempts to elevate an already-fine cartoon, suboptimal explosions and fight scenes, pointless origin stories, creepy side views of Quaid holograms, and the movie putting SDB in the position of defending Transformers 2. G.I. Joe lifts scenes almost wholesale from Star Wars, Apollo 13, and others, and it still sucks -- but is DQ perfectly cast, and not the third or fourth choice for once? Did Channing Tatum's character learn about marriage proposals from Galaxy Quest's historical documents? And could we identify the exact moment, in the middle of a line of dialogue, when Joseph Gordon-Levitt gave up and went full Vincent Price on The Brady Bunch? So many questions (and Winston Lights-infused line deliveries)...but knowing is half the battle in the latest Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 2\nQQQ score: 6.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 447\nDon't Say A Word counter: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nThe Extra Hot Great podcast\nDave's previous QIF guest shot, S05E01: DragonHeart\nEbert's review of GIJ:TROC\nRolling Stone's \nZack Handlen's at AV Club\nCobra Commander video at Something Awful\nSpecial Guest: David T. Cole.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eExtra Hot Great\u0026#39;s Dave Cole is back to help us list the many complaints prompted by 2009\u0026#39;s dreadful and boring live-action take on \u003cem\u003eG.I. Joe\u003c/em\u003e, including attempts to elevate an already-fine cartoon, suboptimal explosions and fight scenes, pointless origin stories, creepy side views of Quaid holograms, and the movie putting SDB in the position of defending \u003cem\u003eTransformers 2\u003c/em\u003e. \u003cem\u003eG.I. Joe\u003c/em\u003e lifts scenes almost wholesale from \u003cem\u003eStar Wars\u003c/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eApollo 13\u003c/em\u003e, and others, and it \u003cem\u003estill\u003c/em\u003e sucks -- but is DQ perfectly cast, and not the third or fourth choice for once? Did Channing Tatum\u0026#39;s character learn about marriage proposals from \u003cem\u003eGalaxy Quest\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s historical documents? And could we identify the exact moment, in the middle of a line of dialogue, when Joseph Gordon-Levitt gave up and went full Vincent Price on \u003cem\u003eThe Brady Bunch\u003c/em\u003e? So many questions (and Winston Lights-infused line deliveries)...but knowing is half the battle in the latest Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 447\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon\u0026#39;t Say A Word\u003c/em\u003e counter: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://extrahotgreat.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Extra Hot Great podcast\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/37\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDave\u0026#39;s previous QIF guest shot, S05E01: \u003cem\u003eDragonHeart\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/gi-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-2009\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review of \u003cem\u003eGIJ:TROC\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-reviews/g-i-joe-255858/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eRolling Stone\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/g-i-joe-the-rise-of-cobra-1798218734\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eZack Handlen\u0026#39;s at AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://archive.org/details/SomethingAwfulTV_Archive/CobraCommander04-0r_pvfyyyiu.mp4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eCobra Commander video at Something Awful\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: David T. Cole.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-05-25T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/2c38ef23-e94f-4ce4-b437-05c8764d99e6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46877801,"duration_in_seconds":1953}]},{"id":"3af78b0a-98a9-40fc-bdc4-9d477f54c91b","title":"S07E08: SpongeBob Squarepants S06E13, \"Grandpappy The Pirate\"","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/64","content_text":"Jeb had never seen a SpongeBob-isode before, and the good news is, he no longer has \"incipient dread\" about his child possibly enjoying it one day! The bad news...isn't really bad, or specific to this particular 12 minutes of SBSP content, because it involves the show not knowing whether it takes place underwater or on the surface, and Dennis Quaid's inconsistently accented Grandpappy is therefore obliged to fall for middle-school-theatre \"set dressing\" designed to convince him that Mr. Krabs is continuing the family pirate tradition. It's a hard one to gauge the Quaidosity of, but DQ's having a blast; arrrrr you ready for a pocket-sized episode of Quaid In Full?\n\nOverall score: 6.5\nQQQ score: 7.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 440\nDon't Say A Word counter: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eJeb had never seen a \u003cem\u003eSpongeBob\u003c/em\u003e-isode before, and the good news is, he no longer has \u0026quot;incipient dread\u0026quot; about his child possibly enjoying it one day! The bad news...isn\u0026#39;t really bad, or specific to this particular 12 minutes of \u003cem\u003eSBSP\u003c/em\u003e content, because it involves the show not knowing whether it takes place underwater or on the surface, and Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s inconsistently accented Grandpappy is therefore obliged to fall for middle-school-theatre \u0026quot;set dressing\u0026quot; designed to convince him that Mr. Krabs is continuing the family pirate tradition. It\u0026#39;s a hard one to gauge the Quaidosity of, but DQ\u0026#39;s having a blast; arrrrr you ready for a pocket-sized episode of Quaid In Full?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 440\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon\u0026#39;t Say A Word\u003c/em\u003e counter: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-05-18T09:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/3af78b0a-98a9-40fc-bdc4-9d477f54c91b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":17609791,"duration_in_seconds":733}]},{"id":"71f0d94c-d474-4378-bbbb-0e4cf2644366","title":"S07E07: Horsemen","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/63","content_text":"Horsemen seems to have gotten memory-holed immediately after the fest circuit (or...during production by much of the below-the-line talent?), and with good reason -- it's bafflingly poor, studded with visual clichés, its actors apparently undirected, its script evidently without access to a Bible despite basing its tortuously contrived serial-killer procedural plot on more than one book therein. It's got a grieving-family subplot that should have come to the foreground, and a couple of actors -- including Quaid! -- who could have carried that version of the movie, but the version we got is a disorganized Seven For Teens with a crumbly topping of dated kink-shaming. A lot of the cast is either straight-up wasted in this mess or doing more than they need to, but Quaid is actually not bad. \"Come and see\" (...sigh) what we mean in the latest episode of Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 1.5\nQQQ score: 6.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 433\nDon't Say A Word counter: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nLiterally the only contemporary review we could find\nProject Greenlight S02 \nS02E01: The Long Riders\nThe mystery Bible verse is Exodus 9:15, if anyone cares\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHorsemen\u003c/em\u003e seems to have gotten memory-holed immediately after the fest circuit (or...during production by much of the below-the-line talent?), and with good reason -- it\u0026#39;s bafflingly poor, studded with visual clichés, its actors apparently undirected, its script evidently without access to a Bible despite basing its tortuously contrived serial-killer procedural plot on more than one book therein. It\u0026#39;s got a grieving-family subplot that should have come to the foreground, and a couple of actors -- including Quaid! -- who could have carried \u003cem\u003ethat\u003c/em\u003e version of the movie, but the version we got is a disorganized \u003cem\u003eSeven For Teens\u003c/em\u003e with a crumbly topping of dated kink-shaming. A lot of the cast is either straight-up wasted in this mess or doing more than they need to, but Quaid is actually not bad. \u0026quot;Come and see\u0026quot; (...sigh) what we mean in the latest episode of Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 1.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 433\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon\u0026#39;t Say A Word\u003c/em\u003e counter: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://variety.com/2009/film/markets-festivals/horsemen-1200474544/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eLiterally the only contemporary review we could find\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/project-greenlight/season-2\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eProject Greenlight\u003c/em\u003e S02\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/10\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS02E01: \u003cem\u003eThe Long Riders\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Exodus-9-15/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe mystery Bible verse is Exodus 9:15, if anyone cares\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-05-11T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/71f0d94c-d474-4378-bbbb-0e4cf2644366.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":52545955,"duration_in_seconds":2189}]},{"id":"b0c5abee-91a0-4fc6-8090-f6d92752e960","title":"S07E06: The Express","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/62","content_text":"[NB: Due to file-corruption issues, this episode's sound isn't stellar; apologies for any inconvenience!] Critics were kindly disposed towards The Express, a well-meaning Ernie Davis bio-pic that seems to count on knee-jerk positive responses to 1) sports movies that 2) defy bigotry. It's done well, mostly, even though the dialogue really isn't how people speak to each other, mostly, and the traditional football-feelm structure wastes certain excellent actors while giving others more than they can handle -- so we're landing on \"creditable, but not crucial.\" The Quaidosity is a more ambiguous prospect; after SDB regrettably uses the phrase \"liminal space,\" we ponder the changing nature of the \"qua\" in \"Quaid Qua Quaid,\" and DQ's transition from rakish pilot to avuncular coach/cop. Will Roy Williams-branded cliché containers, teratomae of movie rage, and the birth of a weird Brittany Murphy runner add up to a victory for our side? \n\nOverall score: 5\nQQQ score: 7.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 426\nDon't Say A Word counter: 1\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nPeter Hartlaub's at the Chron\nSDB Blind Side rage\n\"I'll never teh-elll\"\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[NB: Due to file-corruption issues, this episode\u0026#39;s sound isn\u0026#39;t stellar; apologies for any inconvenience!]\u003c/strong\u003e Critics were kindly disposed towards \u003cem\u003eThe Express\u003c/em\u003e, a well-meaning Ernie Davis bio-pic that seems to count on knee-jerk positive responses to 1) sports movies that 2) defy bigotry. It\u0026#39;s done well, mostly, even though the dialogue really isn\u0026#39;t how people speak to each other, mostly, and the traditional football-feelm structure wastes certain excellent actors while giving others more than they can handle -- so \u003cem\u003ewe\u0026#39;re\u003c/em\u003e landing on \u0026quot;creditable, but not crucial.\u0026quot; The Quaidosity is a more ambiguous prospect; after SDB regrettably uses the phrase \u0026quot;liminal space,\u0026quot; we ponder the changing nature of the \u0026quot;qua\u0026quot; in \u0026quot;Quaid Qua Quaid,\u0026quot; and DQ\u0026#39;s transition from rakish pilot to avuncular coach/cop. Will Roy Williams-branded cliché containers, teratomae of movie rage, and the birth of a weird Brittany Murphy runner add up to a victory for our side? \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 426\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDon\u0026#39;t Say A Word\u003c/em\u003e counter: 1\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Movie-review-The-Express-3265995.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePeter Hartlaub\u0026#39;s at the \u003cem\u003eChron\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tomatonation.com/culture-and-criticism/the-blind-side-and-avatar-lets-congratulate-ourselves-on-re-colonizing-the-other-with-weaponized-syrup/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eSDB \u003cem\u003eBlind Side\u003c/em\u003e rage\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFk2_5RkwlA\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;I\u0026#39;ll never teh-elll\u0026quot;\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-05-04T09:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/b0c5abee-91a0-4fc6-8090-f6d92752e960.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39263630,"duration_in_seconds":1635}]},{"id":"bf6f1b3a-cbeb-4ed4-84c1-c2eb0178b04a","title":"S07E05: Vantage Point","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/61","content_text":"[NB: Due to file-corruption issues, this episode's sound isn't stellar; apologies for any inconvenience!] For a third-choice star in a first-draft action movie, Dennis Quaid's quite good in 2008's Vantage Point, a fridge-magnet-poetry \"thriller\" script whose \"what if In The Line Of Fire + 24 + Dave gave DQ the adrenaline trots\" logline invited multiple weary comparisons to Rashomon in (uniformly negative) reviews. Despite dialogue some film student shook out of the Michael Bay Presents: Boggle cup, a Frogger algorithm used as a car chase, inconsistent blocking, an inert title, and Quaid adopting the wrong posture for a Secret Service agent, we did find a handful of things to enjoy, like William Hurt doing an imitation of that flappy dude outside the car wash while getting shot, and imagining Niles Crane listing budget rental-car models. The president is a clone, but there's a Quaid In Full episode to distract you, so: who cares! \n\nOverall score: 4\nQQQ score: 6.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 419\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nStephanie Zacharek's review at Salon\nKipp Gonzalez LLC's at Slant\nManohla Dargis does a bit at NYT\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e[NB: Due to file-corruption issues, this episode\u0026#39;s sound isn\u0026#39;t stellar; apologies for any inconvenience!]\u003c/strong\u003e For a third-choice star in a first-draft action movie, Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s quite good in 2008\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eVantage Point\u003c/em\u003e, a fridge-magnet-poetry \u0026quot;thriller\u0026quot; script whose \u0026quot;what if \u003cem\u003eIn The Line Of Fire\u003c/em\u003e + \u003cem\u003e24\u003c/em\u003e + \u003cem\u003eDave\u003c/em\u003e gave DQ the adrenaline trots\u0026quot; logline invited multiple weary comparisons to \u003cem\u003eRashomon\u003c/em\u003e in (uniformly negative) reviews. Despite dialogue some film student shook out of the Michael Bay Presents: Boggle cup, a Frogger algorithm used as a car chase, inconsistent blocking, an inert title, and Quaid adopting the wrong posture for a Secret Service agent, we did find a handful of things to enjoy, like William Hurt doing an imitation of that flappy dude outside the car wash while getting shot, and imagining Niles Crane listing budget rental-car models. The president is a clone, but there\u0026#39;s a Quaid In Full episode to distract you, so: who cares! \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 4\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 419\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.salon.com/2008/02/22/vantage_point/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephanie Zacharek\u0026#39;s review at Salon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.slantmagazine.com/dvd/vantage-point-dvd/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eKipp Gonzalez LLC\u0026#39;s at Slant\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/22/movies/22vant.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eManohla Dargis does a bit at \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-04-27T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/bf6f1b3a-cbeb-4ed4-84c1-c2eb0178b04a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31649458,"duration_in_seconds":1318}]},{"id":"33e9635c-5b6c-4dda-a535-0f0e56967064","title":"S07E04: Smart People","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/60","content_text":"Dennis Quaid fiiiinally nails the frumpy-prof part in 2008's Smart People -- but in the service of a first-draft story about damaged, pedantic, chafey people whose immaturities don't line up. One of those film-fest darlings you never hear about again until it shows up on one of the lesser Showtimes at 3:30 PM on a weekday, Smart People retreats from interesting ideas, keeps key decision-making scenes offscreen, expects us to believe a Revenge villain got a poem accepted to The New Yorker, and wastes good performances from Thomas Haden Church and Elliot Page...but at least wardrobe figured out they shouldn't make Quaid wear specs this time. The prosthetic-belly debate, the verbal fop dial, and another SDB rant about onscreen physicians not putting their hair up -- ring the bell, school's in on an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 5\nQQQ score: 7.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 412\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nA.O. Scott's review\nMick LaSalle's\nNPR's roundup\nS03E06 on D.O.A.\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDennis Quaid fiiiinally nails the frumpy-prof part in 2008\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eSmart People\u003c/em\u003e -- but in the service of a first-draft story about damaged, pedantic, chafey people whose immaturities don\u0026#39;t line up. One of those film-fest darlings you never hear about again until it shows up on one of the lesser Showtimes at 3:30 PM on a weekday, \u003cem\u003eSmart People\u003c/em\u003e retreats from interesting ideas, keeps key decision-making scenes offscreen, expects us to believe a \u003cem\u003eRevenge\u003c/em\u003e villain got a poem accepted to \u003cem\u003eThe New Yorker\u003c/em\u003e, and wastes good performances from Thomas Haden Church and Elliot Page...but at least wardrobe figured out they shouldn\u0026#39;t make Quaid wear specs this time. The prosthetic-belly debate, the verbal fop dial, and another SDB rant about onscreen physicians not putting their hair up -- ring the bell, school\u0026#39;s in on an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 412\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/11/movies/11smar.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eA.O. Scott\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Review-People-not-as-smart-as-it-could-be-3287859.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMick LaSalle\u0026#39;s\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=89562573\u0026amp;sc=IMDB\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eNPR\u0026#39;s roundup\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/27\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS03E06 on \u003cem\u003eD.O.A.\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-04-21T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/33e9635c-5b6c-4dda-a535-0f0e56967064.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43847806,"duration_in_seconds":1826}]},{"id":"77744e59-bdaa-433f-82a7-6d281ecc6c79","title":"S07E03: Battle For Terra","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/59","content_text":"We understand why Dennis Quaid wanted to do 2007's Battle For Terra; it's unclear why BFT wanted him. The star-studded, labored comment on corruption and colonization -- you know, for kids! -- doesn't maximize Quaid's talents (or screentime), and while it's better than a lot of animated kiddie content, neither of us is planning to watch a bunch of retro-3D'd sperm with forehead jewelry fighting to survive again. Davey \u0026amp; Goliath exposition, broadly modular dialogue, how you get a G rating with a Mount Weather reference, cricket/manatee collabs, and the grudging admission that the big eyes worked, in the latest episode of QIF.\n\nOverall score: 5.25\nQQQ score: 1.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 405\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nRoger Ebert's review\nScott Tobias's at AV Club\nS02E10 #neverforget\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe understand why Dennis Quaid wanted to do 2007\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eBattle For Terra\u003c/em\u003e; it\u0026#39;s unclear why \u003cem\u003eBFT\u003c/em\u003e wanted \u003cem\u003ehim\u003c/em\u003e. The star-studded, labored comment on corruption and colonization -- you know, for kids! -- doesn\u0026#39;t maximize Quaid\u0026#39;s talents (or screentime), and while it\u0026#39;s better than a lot of animated kiddie content, neither of us is planning to watch a bunch of retro-3D\u0026#39;d sperm with forehead jewelry fighting to survive again. \u003cem\u003eDavey \u0026amp; Goliath\u003c/em\u003e exposition, broadly modular dialogue, how you get a G rating with a Mount Weather reference, cricket/manatee collabs, and the grudging admission that the big eyes worked, in the latest episode of QIF.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 1.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 405\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/battle-for-terra-2009\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/battle-for-terra-1798206143\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eScott Tobias\u0026#39;s at AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/19\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS02E10 #neverforget\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-04-13T09:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/77744e59-bdaa-433f-82a7-6d281ecc6c79.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31865752,"duration_in_seconds":1327}]},{"id":"19629626-6a82-4481-8206-c536b8fc9347","title":"S07E02: American Dreamz","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/58","content_text":"We're thrilled to welcome This Had Oscar Buzz co-host (and TWoP Idol co-recapper emeritus) Joe Reid to the podcast to dig into American Dreamz, a satire of both competitive singing shows AND mid-aughts American politics that does one thing quite a bit better than the other -- and puts all three of us in mind of better movies like Dr. Strangelove and Dick. Cheney slapstick, peak Chris Klein, when Hugh Grant's doing more than he should, the custody battle over the set's one Dick Casablancas wig, Quaid as figurative Ken doll, the return of positive Ebert, and great galoot work all figure in our discussion of a movie we didn't hate...but also barely remember watching. Grab a golden ticket and some freedom fries and cue up an all-new Quaid In Full!  \n\nOverall score: 6.17\nQQQ score: 6.17\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 398\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nS06E10: In Good Company\nS04E02: Postcards From The Edge\nRoger Ebert's review\nManohla Dargis's review\nNathan Rabin's review\nJoe Reid on Twitter\nThis Had Oscar Buzz's 200th episode\nSpecial Guest: Joe Reid.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#39;re thrilled to welcome This Had Oscar Buzz co-host (and TWoP \u003cem\u003eIdol\u003c/em\u003e co-recapper emeritus) Joe Reid to the podcast to dig into \u003cem\u003eAmerican Dreamz\u003c/em\u003e, a satire of both competitive singing shows AND mid-aughts American politics that does one thing quite a bit better than the other -- and puts all three of us in mind of better movies like \u003cem\u003eDr. Strangelove\u003c/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eDick\u003c/em\u003e. Cheney slapstick, peak Chris Klein, when Hugh Grant\u0026#39;s doing more than he should, the custody battle over the set\u0026#39;s one Dick Casablancas wig, Quaid as figurative Ken doll, the return of positive Ebert, and great galoot work all figure in our discussion of a movie we didn\u0026#39;t hate...but also barely remember watching. Grab a golden ticket and some freedom fries and cue up an all-new Quaid In Full!  \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6.17\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.17\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 398\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/55\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS06E10: \u003cem\u003eIn Good Company\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/31\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS04E02: \u003cem\u003ePostcards From The Edge\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/american-dreamz-2006\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/21/movies/paul-weitzs-american-dreamz-an-idol-clone-with-a-presidential-aura.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eManohla Dargis\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/american-dreamz-1798201668\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eNathan Rabin\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/joereid\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eJoe Reid on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://fightinginthewarroom.com/THOB/2022/06/27/200-gloria-bell/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThis Had Oscar Buzz\u0026#39;s 200th episode\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Joe Reid.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-04-06T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/19629626-6a82-4481-8206-c536b8fc9347.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60347581,"duration_in_seconds":2514}]},{"id":"9f31d702-355f-4006-a67c-f05a350105f4","title":"S07E01: Yours, Mine \u0026 Ours","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/57","content_text":"Welcome to the (really) long-awaited seventh season of Quaid In Full -- and to the chaotic, unrealistic, and utterly Nickelodeon Yours, Mine \u0026amp; Ours. Critics in week-before-Thanksgiving mode weren't terribly charitable to this 2005 remake of the Ball/Fonda original, but despite the first film's cultural anxieties not really translating to the 21st century; beleaguered stunt pets; Chekhov's sailboat; an utter lack of clean-up or food-logistics credibility; as many family-film tropes as bad child actors; and the horror of a child going to town on a pile of gummi worms like he's Clemenza in a Godfather restaurant scene, for what it is, it's fine. But is Dennis Quaid fine for what he's asked to do? Climb into a rowboat full of stuffies and read the depositions in the matter of Aggrieved Hamster v. Sherwin-Williams: it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 5\nQQQ score: 8\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 391\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nS03E02: Enemy Mine\nRoger Ebert's atypically impatient review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the (\u003cem\u003ereally\u003c/em\u003e) long-awaited seventh season of Quaid In Full -- and to the chaotic, unrealistic, and utterly Nickelodeon \u003cem\u003eYours, Mine \u0026amp; Ours\u003c/em\u003e. Critics in week-before-Thanksgiving mode weren\u0026#39;t terribly charitable to this 2005 remake of the Ball/Fonda original, but despite the first film\u0026#39;s cultural anxieties not really translating to the 21st century; beleaguered stunt pets; Chekhov\u0026#39;s sailboat; an utter lack of clean-up \u003cem\u003eor\u003c/em\u003e food-logistics credibility; as many family-film tropes as bad child actors; and the horror of a child going to town on a pile of gummi worms like he\u0026#39;s Clemenza in a \u003cem\u003eGodfather\u003c/em\u003e restaurant scene, for what it is, it\u0026#39;s fine. But is Dennis Quaid fine for what \u003cem\u003ehe\u0026#39;s\u003c/em\u003e asked to do? Climb into a rowboat full of stuffies and read the depositions in the matter of \u003cem\u003eAggrieved Hamster v. Sherwin-Williams\u003c/em\u003e: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 391\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/23\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS03E02: \u003cem\u003eEnemy Mine\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/yours-mine-and-ours-2005\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s atypically impatient review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2023-03-30T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/9f31d702-355f-4006-a67c-f05a350105f4.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36125801,"duration_in_seconds":1505}]},{"id":"987f89dc-5a91-423d-af1c-903d13367d65","title":"S06E11: Flight Of The Phoenix","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/56","content_text":"You've seen 2004's Flight Of The Phoenix before -- not just the Jimmy Stewart verzh from the '60s, but every \"ragtag group with various animosities bands together to beat insurmountable odds, with an assist from ILM CGI\" flick before it. As NOT the best pilot we ever saw, Dennis Quaid's Frank Towns throws John Wayne, Barth from You Can't Do That On Television, and a crappish Bill Clinton imitation into a blender to assay a backstory-free brat to whom everyone from Dr. House to EMT Riley to Eowyn is looking for salvation. How long have they been out in the Gobi? How much water is left? Why are Chekhov's nomads wearing Converse? And why did the same single rock in the entire desert that killed Sam Winchester then save Dennis Quaid? A lot of questions, a lot of callbacks to Enemy Mine in the season finale of Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 4.5\nQQQ score: 6\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 35\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nS02E11: The Right Stuff\nS03E02: Enemy Mine\n\"Iiiiii heard that\"\nPart 1 of The Phoenix Diaries, in which the director allegedly yells at the actors\nEbert's review\nMarc Savlov's for The Austin Chronicle\nRuthe Stein's for the Chron\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou\u0026#39;ve seen 2004\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eFlight Of The Phoenix\u003c/em\u003e before -- not just the Jimmy Stewart verzh from the \u0026#39;60s, but every \u0026quot;ragtag group with various animosities bands together to beat insurmountable odds, with an assist from ILM CGI\u0026quot; flick before it. As NOT the best pilot we ever saw, Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s Frank Towns throws John Wayne, Barth from \u003cem\u003eYou Can\u0026#39;t Do That On Television\u003c/em\u003e, and a crappish Bill Clinton imitation into a blender to assay a backstory-free brat to whom everyone from Dr. House to EMT Riley to Eowyn is looking for salvation. How long have they been out in the Gobi? How much water is left? Why are Chekhov\u0026#39;s nomads wearing Converse? And why did the same single rock in the entire desert that killed Sam Winchester then save Dennis Quaid? A lot of questions, a lot of callbacks to \u003cem\u003eEnemy Mine\u003c/em\u003e in the season finale of Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 4.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 35\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/20\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS02E11: \u003cem\u003eThe Right Stuff\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/23\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS03E02: \u003cem\u003eEnemy Mine\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43CDeAFzGww\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;Iiiiii heard that\u0026quot;\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4MHIcxvYc\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePart 1 of \u003cem\u003eThe Phoenix Diaries\u003c/em\u003e, in which the director allegedly yells at the actors\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/flight-of-the-phoenix-2004\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.austinchronicle.com/events/film/2004-12-17/242532/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMarc Savlov\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eThe Austin Chronicle\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Phoenix-wobbly-in-latest-incarnation-2628695.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRuthe Stein\u0026#39;s for the \u003cem\u003eChron\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-04-07T09:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/987f89dc-5a91-423d-af1c-903d13367d65.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":55571561,"duration_in_seconds":2315}]},{"id":"ac566d3e-ee03-43a4-b9b0-97e4bc993d0b","title":"S06E10: In Good Company","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/55","content_text":"Or, How To Not Exactly Succeed In Corporate Satire While Actually REALLY Trying. We might have felt differently about In Good Company if we didn't live in the Republic of Bezos, in a timeline with Succession, but we do, we do, and a movie that tries to send up corporate machinations really needs to have an R rating to work with. Still, this gentle, dated, clueless-about-BFAs-and-NYU \"Hallmark movie for boys\" isn't unpleasant, and DQ is quite good in it despite being obliged to dribble a basketball AND deliver a Notwork speech during the big boss's TED talk. Past its sell-by date, but still safe: it's an all-new Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 5.5\nQQQ score: 8\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 28\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nIn Good Company on Prime\nEbert's review\nPeter Travers's for Rolling Stone\nRuthe Stein's for the Chron\nNathin Rabin's for AV Club\nS02E02: GORP\nIt's Christmastown\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOr, \u003cem\u003eHow To Not Exactly Succeed In Corporate Satire While Actually REALLY Trying\u003c/em\u003e. We might have felt differently about \u003cem\u003eIn Good Company\u003c/em\u003e if we didn\u0026#39;t live in the Republic of Bezos, in a timeline with \u003cem\u003eSuccession\u003c/em\u003e, but we do, we do, and a movie that tries to send up corporate machinations really needs to have an R rating to work with. Still, this gentle, dated, clueless-about-BFAs-and-NYU \u0026quot;Hallmark movie for boys\u0026quot; isn\u0026#39;t unpleasant, and DQ is quite good in it despite being obliged to dribble a basketball AND deliver a \u003cem\u003eNotwork\u003c/em\u003e speech during the big boss\u0026#39;s TED talk. Past its sell-by date, but still safe: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 28\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B00CSBLJ0E/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Good Company\u003c/em\u003e on Prime\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/in-good-company-2005\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rollingstone.com/movies/movie-reviews/in-good-company-249546/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePeter Travers\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eRolling Stone\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Meet-the-new-boss-not-quite-the-same-as-the-old-2739027.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRuthe Stein\u0026#39;s for the \u003cem\u003eChron\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/in-good-company-1798200312\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eNathin Rabin\u0026#39;s for AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/11\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS02E02: \u003cem\u003eGORP\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://daveandjebarentmean.libsyn.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt\u0026#39;s Christmastown\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-03-31T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/ac566d3e-ee03-43a4-b9b0-97e4bc993d0b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":42958807,"duration_in_seconds":1789}]},{"id":"24cffabd-21b5-4d8d-9252-1dee76a15e73","title":"S06E09: The Day After Tomorrow","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/54","content_text":"Defector.com's David J. Roth returns to talk about The Day After Tomorrow, which was marketed as an Important Must-See back in 2004, and almost uniformly savaged by critics who seem not to have understood the point of AN ACTION MOVIE. But your commentators all quite enjoy it, despite all the Hollywood Sciencing, the lonesome death of a Law \u0026amp; Order-verse stalwart in a Paramus mall court, direwolf Colorforms, protagonists stopping to look at the special effect that's trying to kill them for a full ten count, and a baffling chapeau choice from our boy DQ. How many actors were asked before Quaid? What exactly happens to the English royal family? And could this movie make Dick Cheney's heart grow one size? Slip into a 78-lb. snowsuit and join us for an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 7.67\nQQQ score: 7.17\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 21\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nEbert's review\nAnthony Lane's for TNY\nDavid Edelstein's for Slate\nManohla Dargis's for NYT\nDefector.com\nIt's Christmastown\nDon't use an indie ruler to measure an action flick\nSpecial Guest: David J. Roth.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDefector.com\u0026#39;s David J. Roth returns to talk about \u003cem\u003eThe Day After Tomorrow\u003c/em\u003e, which was marketed as an Important Must-See back in 2004, and almost uniformly savaged by critics who seem not to have understood the point of AN ACTION MOVIE. But your commentators all quite enjoy it, despite all the Hollywood Sciencing, the lonesome death of a \u003cem\u003eLaw \u0026amp; Order\u003c/em\u003e-verse stalwart in a Paramus mall court, direwolf Colorforms, protagonists stopping to look at the special effect that\u0026#39;s trying to kill them for a full ten count, and a baffling chapeau choice from our boy DQ. How many actors were asked before Quaid? What exactly happens to the English royal family? And could this movie make Dick Cheney\u0026#39;s heart grow one size? Slip into a 78-lb. snowsuit and join us for an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7.67\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.17\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 21\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-day-after-tomorrow-2004\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/06/07/cold-comfort-4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eAnthony Lane\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eTNY\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://slate.com/culture/2004/05/the-day-after-tomorrow-is-apocalyptic.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDavid Edelstein\u0026#39;s for Slate\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2004-may-28-et-dargis28-story.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eManohla Dargis\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://defector.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDefector.com\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://daveandjebarentmean.libsyn.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt\u0026#39;s Christmastown\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tomatonation.com/culture-and-criticism/transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDon\u0026#39;t use an indie ruler to measure an action flick\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: David J. Roth.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-03-24T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/24cffabd-21b5-4d8d-9252-1dee76a15e73.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":43211463,"duration_in_seconds":1800}]},{"id":"883368e3-9cd7-4cc7-b95a-2a3ca006cbfd","title":"S06E08: The Alamo","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/53","content_text":"Remember The Alamo (...sorry; we had to) -- 2004's \"featureless sphere of re-consideration\" of one of the country's most notorious battles starring Dennis Quaid as Sam Houston? If you do, our condolences, although despite a bloated runtime, racist music cues, a script that makes the dad from The Conjuring recycle cannonballs, and a misapprehension of what's actually still interesting about this chapter of history, we didn't end up with a super-low overall rating. DQ, however, doesn't seem to know how to play this particular C-plus person, and his reverting to Sling Blade voice in scenes with Billy Bob Thornton is a choice that doesn't work out for him. Slap on some $100 million sideburns, grab a copyright-compliant cutlass, and jump in a hole: it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 5.5\nQQQ score: 3.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 14\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nEbert's review\nDesson Thomson's for WaPo\nDavid Edelstein's for Slate\nElvis Mitchell's for NYT\nPhil Collins's Alamo-iana\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eRemember \u003cem\u003eThe Alamo\u003c/em\u003e (...sorry; we had to) -- 2004\u0026#39;s \u0026quot;featureless sphere of re-consideration\u0026quot; of one of the country\u0026#39;s most notorious battles starring Dennis Quaid as Sam Houston? If you do, our condolences, although despite a bloated runtime, racist music cues, a script that makes the dad from \u003cem\u003eThe Conjuring\u003c/em\u003e recycle cannonballs, and a misapprehension of what\u0026#39;s actually still interesting about this chapter of history, we didn\u0026#39;t end up with a super-low overall rating. DQ, however, doesn\u0026#39;t seem to know how to play this particular C-plus person, and his reverting to \u003cem\u003eSling Blade\u003c/em\u003e voice in scenes with Billy Bob Thornton is a choice that doesn\u0026#39;t work out for him. Slap on some $100 million sideburns, grab a copyright-compliant cutlass, and jump in a hole: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 14\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-alamo-2004\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/2004/04/09/alamo-an-army-cant-save-this/9db9efb8-1ab4-49b4-b522-13287f52ae5e/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDesson Thomson\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://slate.com/culture/2004/04/disney-s-ahistoric-alamo.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDavid Edelstein\u0026#39;s for Slate\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/09/movies/film-review-a-mythic-last-stand-stripped-of-fantasy.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eElvis Mitchell\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/next-battle-of-alamo/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePhil Collins\u0026#39;s Alamo-iana\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-03-17T09:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/883368e3-9cd7-4cc7-b95a-2a3ca006cbfd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":70241929,"duration_in_seconds":2926}]},{"id":"9f4850c8-b3f3-46f6-9260-1915840f6509","title":"S06E07: Freedom: A History Of US","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/52","content_text":"Semi-on-demand PBS educational series Freedom: A History Of US is nigh-on impossible to find, and based on the episode we did track down, \"A War To End Slavery,\" that's mostly a good thing. Casting the Civil War in the broadest, blandest terms and narrated by Katie Couric as though she's reporting on these battle picnics live, Freedom Colon boasts an all-star cast, and (we suspect) a Koch-funded director who was not empowered to ask for second takes or kibosh ill-advised accent experiments. Not that it matters how badly the thing misapprehends what people liked about the Ken Burns documentary, because it only exists so that Mrs. Naughton can spend second period down the hall with her Merit 120s. And DQ as Robert E. Lee has one line, soooo this will NOT be on the midterm.\n\nOverall score: 2.5\nQQQ score: 3.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 7\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nWatch the whole series if you're an education professional\nIf you're not, you can (but shouldn't) watch E06 on YouTube\nOr read the webisode transcript to yourself in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice\nVariety's review\nSDB's old boss\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eSemi-on-demand PBS educational series \u003cem\u003eFreedom: A History Of US\u003c/em\u003e is nigh-on impossible to find, and based on the episode we did track down, \u0026quot;A War To End Slavery,\u0026quot; that\u0026#39;s mostly a good thing. Casting the Civil War in the broadest, blandest terms and narrated by Katie Couric as though she\u0026#39;s reporting on these battle picnics live, \u003cem\u003eFreedom Colon\u003c/em\u003e boasts an all-star cast, and (we suspect) a Koch-funded director who was not empowered to ask for second takes or kibosh ill-advised accent experiments. Not that it matters how badly the thing misapprehends what people liked about the Ken Burns documentary, because it only exists so that Mrs. Naughton can spend second period down the hall with her Merit 120s. And DQ as Robert E. Lee has one line, soooo this will NOT be on the midterm.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.hoopladigital.com/title/10085593\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWatch the whole series if you\u0026#39;re an education professional\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-S2HRoWz8\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eIf you\u0026#39;re not, you can (but shouldn\u0026#39;t) watch E06 on YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.thirteen.org/wnet/historyofus/web06/segment1.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eOr read the webisode transcript to yourself in your best Foghorn Leghorn voice\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://variety.com/2003/tv/reviews/freedom-a-history-of-us-1200544112/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eVariety\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0354318/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eSDB\u0026#39;s old boss\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-03-10T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/9f4850c8-b3f3-46f6-9260-1915840f6509.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":31661370,"duration_in_seconds":1319}]},{"id":"b962473a-cded-47bb-b3cc-7b25973fba51","title":"S06E06: Cold Creek Manor","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/51","content_text":"Did anybody in this movie...see a movie? Today we're contemplating 2003's Cape Farm, aka Cold Creek Manor, aka 33 1/3 Short Sound Drops That Shouldn't Have Made SDB Laugh. A putative thriller in which Dorff On Golf somehow manages to haul a dead pony into a swimming pool, our \"city slicker\" hero tries to charm the psychotic locals with Brandy Alexanders, children have eyeteeth the size of quarters, and a cemetery is added to the kids' chore wheel, Cold Creek Manor is mostly bad -- but at least Dennis Quaid doesn't make it any worse, so while you're fleeing the godless city for Sling Blade-on-Hudson, cue up an all-new Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 3\nQQQ score: 5.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 0\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nEbert's 1.5/4 review\nEdward Guthmann's for SFGate\nThe Bill-ogy begins\nFatal Instinct\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDid anybody in this movie...see a movie? Today we\u0026#39;re contemplating 2003\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eCape Farm\u003c/em\u003e, aka \u003cem\u003eCold Creek Manor\u003c/em\u003e, aka \u003cem\u003e33 1/3 Short Sound Drops That Shouldn\u0026#39;t Have Made SDB Laugh\u003c/em\u003e. A putative thriller in which Dorff On Golf somehow manages to haul a dead pony into a swimming pool, our \u0026quot;city slicker\u0026quot; hero tries to charm the psychotic locals with Brandy Alexanders, children have eyeteeth the size of quarters, and a cemetery is added to the kids\u0026#39; chore wheel, \u003cem\u003eCold Creek Manor\u003c/em\u003e is mostly bad -- but at least Dennis Quaid doesn\u0026#39;t make it any worse, so while you\u0026#39;re fleeing the godless city for Sling Blade-on-Hudson, cue up an all-new Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 5.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 0\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/cold-creek-manor-2003\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s 1.5/4 review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Quiet-fixer-upper-w-view-psycho-House-full-of-2587813.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEdward Guthmann\u0026#39;s for SFGate\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/16\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eBill\u003c/em\u003e-ogy begins\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106873/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_114\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFatal Instinct\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-03-03T09:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/b962473a-cded-47bb-b3cc-7b25973fba51.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56255552,"duration_in_seconds":2343}]},{"id":"3cb1886a-7a11-4a9b-bd3b-a9e549728cb6","title":"S06E05: Far From Heaven","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/50","content_text":"Welcome to MASTADQ: Mark And Sarah Talk About Dennis Quaid! Mark Blankenship slid into the guest chair (not a euphemism) to discuss Far From Heaven, the line between melodrama and tragedy, and how Todd Haynes's 2002 homage to Douglas Sirk and \"women's pictures\" lets the paintings that are Cathy and Frank Whitaker become real. Sarah revisits a ten-year-old review that wasn't fair to Quaid's performance; Jeb files his ratings from his score-poisoning sickbed (and unearths another DQ-blocking runner); and we all wonder how to rate a performance that won awards, but isn't very Quaidy. Take a break from sourcing the Whitakers' living-room furniture and listen to an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 7\nQQQ score: 8.33\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 112\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\n\"Hey, was that the Dan Cassino sound drop from Extra Hot Great?\" 'Twas.\nStephen Hunter's review in WaPo\nWe'll have what Manohla Dargis was having\nEbert's review\nSDB's from 2012\nMark Blankenship at Primetimer and on Mark And Sarah Talk About Songs\nSpecial Guest: Mark Blankenship.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to MASTADQ: Mark And Sarah Talk About Dennis Quaid! Mark Blankenship slid into the guest chair (not a euphemism) to discuss \u003cem\u003eFar From Heaven\u003c/em\u003e, the line between melodrama and tragedy, and how Todd Haynes\u0026#39;s 2002 homage to Douglas Sirk and \u0026quot;women\u0026#39;s pictures\u0026quot; lets the paintings that are Cathy and Frank Whitaker become real. Sarah revisits a ten-year-old review that wasn\u0026#39;t fair to Quaid\u0026#39;s performance; Jeb files his ratings from his score-poisoning sickbed (and unearths another DQ-blocking runner); and we all wonder how to rate a performance that won awards, but isn\u0026#39;t very Quaidy. Take a break from sourcing the Whitakers\u0026#39; living-room furniture and listen to an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8.33\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 112\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://extrahotgreat.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;Hey, was that the Dan Cassino sound drop from Extra Hot Great?\u0026quot; \u0026#39;Twas.\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2002/11/15/AR2005033116900.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephen Hunter\u0026#39;s review in \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-nov-08-et-dargis8-story.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWe\u0026#39;ll have what Manohla Dargis was having\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/far-from-heaven-2002\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://tomatonation.com/culture-and-criticism/the-crushed-film-festival-presents-far-from-heaven/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eSDB\u0026#39;s from 2012\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.primetimer.com/about/mark_blankenship\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMark Blankenship at Primetimer\u003c/a\u003e and on \u003ca href=\"https://markandsarahtalkaboutsongs.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMark And Sarah Talk About Songs\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Mark Blankenship.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-02-24T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/3cb1886a-7a11-4a9b-bd3b-a9e549728cb6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":66504120,"duration_in_seconds":2770}]},{"id":"7bc8dcbb-e658-42b1-992a-163026d60254","title":"S06E04: The Rookie","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/49","content_text":"Liz Roscher of Yahoo! Sports and Kevin Goldstein of Fangraphs defied the MLB lockout to join us for The Rookie, an above-average baseball movie about Jim Morris's midlife journey to the majors that is therefore below average generally. How's Dennis Quaid's pitching form? How's his dad-cap form? Is the fictional Jim Morris a solid DILF but a bad high-school coach? Why didn't the nuns in the (interminable) first act go off in the third? And does the movie make the lede in the obit, or get crowded out by classics like Jaws 3D? Editing actors to look like athletes, a suicide-squeeze play only one panelist noticed ('cause she has to), and yet another guest who's \"more of a Randy Quaid guy\": it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 5.10\nQQQ score: 7.88\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 105\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nKenneth Turan's review in the L.A. Times\nEbert's review\nS02E10 on Jaws 3D\nLiz Roscher on Yahoo! Sports and at Hittin' Season\nKevin Goldstein at Fangraphs and on the Chin Music podcast\nSpecial Guests: Kevin Goldstein and Liz Roscher.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eLiz Roscher of Yahoo! Sports and Kevin Goldstein of Fangraphs defied the MLB lockout to join us for \u003cem\u003eThe Rookie\u003c/em\u003e, an above-average baseball movie about Jim Morris\u0026#39;s midlife journey to the majors that is therefore below average generally. How\u0026#39;s Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s pitching form? How\u0026#39;s his dad-cap form? Is the fictional Jim Morris a solid DILF but a bad high-school coach? Why didn\u0026#39;t the nuns in the (interminable) first act go off in the third? And does the movie make the lede in the obit, or get crowded out by classics like \u003cem\u003eJaws 3D\u003c/em\u003e? Editing actors to look like athletes, a suicide-squeeze play only one panelist noticed (\u0026#39;cause she has to), and yet another guest who\u0026#39;s \u0026quot;more of a Randy Quaid guy\u0026quot;: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5.10\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.88\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 105\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2002-mar-29-et-kenny29-story.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eKenneth Turan\u0026#39;s review in the \u003cem\u003eL.A. Times\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-rookie-2002\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/19\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eS02E10 on \u003cem\u003eJaws 3D\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLiz Roscher \u003ca href=\"http://sports.yahoo.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon Yahoo! Sports\u003c/a\u003e and at \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/hittinseason\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eHittin\u0026#39; Season\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/kevin_goldstein\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eKevin Goldstein\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://blogs.fangraphs.com/author/kevingoldstein/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat Fangraphs\u003c/a\u003e and on the \u003ca href=\"https://blogs.fangraphs.com/category/chin-music/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eChin Music podcast\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guests: Kevin Goldstein and Liz Roscher.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-02-17T09:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/7bc8dcbb-e658-42b1-992a-163026d60254.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":58919415,"duration_in_seconds":2454}]},{"id":"697de842-c481-4da1-929c-fc770d4f3a9f","title":"S06E03: Dinner With Friends","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/48","content_text":"We went into Dinner With Friends expecting a filmed TED Talk on the Rashomon of a disintegrating marriage; instead, we got the American Kennel Club metaphor wheel, disproportionate anger about balsamic vinegar, and a surprising argument in favor of casting Andie MacDowell -- AND Dennis Quaid, who turns in a pretty Quaidy performance either despite or because of Remy McSwain blocking. We had our issues with the 2001 TV movie (Quaid as a food writer who can't pronounce \"pomodoro,\" for one; the dearth of car talk after a dinner-party meltdown, for another) and we didn't agree on Quaid's spectacles, but at the end of 94 minutes, the cumulative effect of stagey construction, Steve Winwood, and good-faith revelations was positive. Fix yourself a rum and tonic and pick a vegetable: it's the latest Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 7.25\nQQQ score: 7.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 98\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nUSA Today's review\nVariety's review\nRuth Reichl on the doomed prospects of the Gourmet website\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe went into \u003cem\u003eDinner With Friends\u003c/em\u003e expecting a filmed TED Talk on the \u003cem\u003eRashomon\u003c/em\u003e of a disintegrating marriage; instead, we got the American Kennel Club metaphor wheel, disproportionate anger about balsamic vinegar, and a surprising argument in favor of casting Andie MacDowell -- AND Dennis Quaid, who turns in a pretty Quaidy performance either despite or because of Remy McSwain blocking. We had our issues with the 2001 TV movie (Quaid as a food writer who can\u0026#39;t pronounce \u0026quot;pomodoro,\u0026quot; for one; the dearth of car talk after a dinner-party meltdown, for another) and we didn\u0026#39;t agree on Quaid\u0026#39;s spectacles, but at the end of 94 minutes, the cumulative effect of stagey construction, Steve Winwood, and good-faith revelations was positive. Fix yourself a rum and tonic and pick a vegetable: it\u0026#39;s the latest Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 98\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/enter/tv/2001-08-10-dinner-with-friends.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eUSA Today\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://variety.com/2001/tv/reviews/dinner-with-friends-4-1200469558/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eVariety\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.eater.com/2019/3/29/18285307/ruth-reichl-memoir-save-me-the-plums-excerpt-gourmet-website\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRuth Reichl on the doomed prospects of the \u003cem\u003eGourmet\u003c/em\u003e website\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-02-10T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/697de842-c481-4da1-929c-fc770d4f3a9f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":65381900,"duration_in_seconds":2724}]},{"id":"868cb674-d33b-4326-81fb-79132145e69a","title":"S06E02: Traffic","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/47","content_text":"Zack Handlen joins us for 2000's Soderbergh Oscar magnet Traffic, which at least one of your co-hosts forgot Dennis Quaid was even in, much less that he played a sleazy Mob-fixer lawyer whose wardrobe erodes really weirdly over the 2.5-hour runtime. Is Quaid miscast? Is this the last time we'll contend with Topher Grace on this podcast? Which plotline is the weakest here, and does Traffic suffer from breaking ground we've seen covered a thousand times since thanks TO Traffic? All these questions, plus '50s-pulp scaremongering, 17-year-old dickheads who read too much, who \"invented\" Mexico As Yellow, and making our peace with the word \"propulsive.\" Crank us up to jam the bug: it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 8.5\nQQQ score: 5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 91\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nZack Handlen at The AV Club\nZack on Patreon\nZack's book with Emily St. James, Monsters of the Week\nRoger Ebert's Traffic review\nScott Tobias's for AV Club\nSpecial Guest: Zack Handlen.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eZack Handlen joins us for 2000\u0026#39;s Soderbergh Oscar magnet \u003cem\u003eTraffic\u003c/em\u003e, which at least one of your co-hosts forgot Dennis Quaid was even in, much less that he played a sleazy Mob-fixer lawyer whose wardrobe erodes really weirdly over the 2.5-hour runtime. Is Quaid miscast? Is this the last time we\u0026#39;ll contend with Topher Grace on this podcast? Which plotline is the weakest here, and does \u003cem\u003eTraffic\u003c/em\u003e suffer from breaking ground we\u0026#39;ve seen covered a thousand times since thanks TO \u003cem\u003eTraffic\u003c/em\u003e? All these questions, plus \u0026#39;50s-pulp scaremongering, 17-year-old dickheads who read too much, who \u0026quot;invented\u0026quot; Mexico As Yellow, and making our peace with the word \u0026quot;propulsive.\u0026quot; Crank us up to jam the bug: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 8.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 91\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/author/zackhandlen\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eZack Handlen at The AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/zhandlen\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eZack on Patreon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.google.com/books/edition/Monsters_of_the_Week/xoFnDwAAQBAJ?hl=en\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eZack\u0026#39;s book with Emily St. James, \u003cem\u003eMonsters of the Week\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/traffic-2001\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eTraffic\u003c/em\u003e review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/traffic-1798192572\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eScott Tobias\u0026#39;s for AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Zack Handlen.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-02-03T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/868cb674-d33b-4326-81fb-79132145e69a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48061829,"duration_in_seconds":2002}]},{"id":"e4ed2f05-2d0b-4fdc-8a20-2a0595661add","title":"S06E01: Frequency","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/46","content_text":"If YOU had a time desk, you too would invite Rolling Stone's chief TV critic, Alan Sepinwall, to burn messages into it about Frequency, the year-2000 time-travel/father-son therapy/serial-killer thriller that kicks off QIF's sixth season. Twenty minutes of clumsy exposition to lead off, \"special\" effects, Pissy Cop Wife tropes, Chekhov's Mets trivia, Qing Of Queens accentry, and repeated violations of the prime directive AND quantum physics...the movie has zero business working, and yet, we're putty in its hands. Find out why we think that is, and which Emmerich owes Alan five bucks, in the season premiere of Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 8.17\nQQQ score: 6.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 84\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nAlan Sepinwall on Twitter\nRoger Ebert's Frequency review\nStephen Holden's in the Times\nKeith Phipps's for AV Club\nDang, the CW show went THREE seasons? \nSpecial Guest: Alan Sepinwall.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIf YOU had a time desk, you too would invite \u003cem\u003eRolling Stone\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s chief TV critic, Alan Sepinwall, to burn messages into it about \u003cem\u003eFrequency\u003c/em\u003e, the year-2000 time-travel/father-son therapy/serial-killer thriller that kicks off QIF\u0026#39;s sixth season. Twenty minutes of clumsy exposition to lead off, \u0026quot;special\u0026quot; effects, Pissy Cop Wife tropes, Chekhov\u0026#39;s Mets trivia, \u003cem\u003eQing Of Queens\u003c/em\u003e accentry, and repeated violations of the prime directive AND quantum physics...the movie has zero business working, and yet, we\u0026#39;re putty in its hands. Find out why we think that is, and which Emmerich owes Alan five bucks, in the season premiere of Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 8.17\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 84\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/sepinwall\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eAlan Sepinwall on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/frequency-2000\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eFrequency\u003c/em\u003e review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/film/042800frequen-film-review.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephen Holden\u0026#39;s in the \u003cem\u003eTimes\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.avclub.com/frequency-1798192408\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eKeith Phipps\u0026#39;s for AV Club\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.justwatch.com/us/tv-show/frequency\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eDang, the CW show went THREE seasons?\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Alan Sepinwall.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2022-01-27T12:45:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/e4ed2f05-2d0b-4fdc-8a20-2a0595661add.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":55739581,"duration_in_seconds":2322}]},{"id":"43754221-2861-403e-93e2-89f43ba6d70a","title":"S05E09: Any Given Sunday","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/45","content_text":"Defector's David J. Roth pulls up a seat on the second footballiest day of the year as we talk about Oliver Stone's Any Given Sunday, a 157-minute \"exploration of boundaries of filmmaking by peole who are permanently on LSD.\" Whether it's a #poppyfieldsmovie, why it looks so cheap, which Al Pacino(s) we get in this performance and what the F he's wearing, whose performance is most affecting (spoiler: LT's), what that smell is (spoiler: amyl nitrate), and much more in our discussion of a film that lists all the capital-I Issues with pro football, then chooses to run B-roll of lightning instead of engaging with them. Feast your ears on the fifth-season finale of Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 7.33\nQQQ score: 7\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 21\n\nBreaks: \"They Call It Pro Football\" (1966); \"The Autumn Wind\" and \"Round Up\" by Sam Spence\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nListen to Dave Roth on Extra Hot Great 381;\nIt's Christmastown;\nand The Distraction\nRoger Ebert's AGS review\nWesley Morris's in the SF Examiner\nMark And Sarah Talk About Songs Ep 073 on the noxious titular end-credits joint by Jamie Foxx\nSpecial Guest: David J. Roth.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDefector\u0026#39;s David J. Roth pulls up a seat on the second footballiest day of the year as we talk about Oliver Stone\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eAny Given Sunday\u003c/em\u003e, a 157-minute \u0026quot;exploration of boundaries of filmmaking by peole who are permanently on LSD.\u0026quot; Whether it\u0026#39;s a #poppyfieldsmovie, why it looks so cheap, which Al Pacino(s) we get in this performance and what the F he\u0026#39;s wearing, whose performance is most affecting (spoiler: LT\u0026#39;s), what that smell is (spoiler: amyl nitrate), and much more in our discussion of a film that lists all the capital-I Issues with pro football, then chooses to run B-roll of lightning instead of engaging with them. Feast your ears on the fifth-season finale of Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7.33\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 21\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreaks: \u0026quot;They Call It Pro Football\u0026quot; (1966); \u0026quot;The Autumn Wind\u0026quot; and \u0026quot;Round Up\u0026quot; by Sam Spence\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eListen to Dave Roth on \u003ca href=\"https://www.extrahotgreat.com/381\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eExtra Hot Great 381\u003c/a\u003e;\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/108-the-wine-clown-and-the-disappearing-children/id1407429849?i=1000539107743\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eIt\u0026#39;s Christmastown;\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-distraction-a-defector-podcast/id1525039108\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eand The Distraction\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/any-given-sunday-1999\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eAGS\u003c/em\u003e review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/style/article/Oliver-Stone-drops-the-ball-3053547.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWesley Morris\u0026#39;s in the \u003cem\u003eSF Examiner\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://art19.com/shows/mark-and-sarah-talk-about-songs/episodes/eedb2037-801b-43d9-9ca3-b2de2e310d2e\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMark And Sarah Talk About Songs Ep 073 on the noxious titular end-credits joint by Jamie Foxx\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: David J. Roth.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-11-24T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/43754221-2861-403e-93e2-89f43ba6d70a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":87770510,"duration_in_seconds":3656}]},{"id":"5bb90a95-526c-4dc9-b05a-50453120cbab","title":"S05E08: Playing By Heart","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/44","content_text":"Short Cuts waterboarded with sno-cone syrup...Love Actually from factory-irregular parts...a catastrophically premature Magnolia...it's Playing By Heart, which is 40 minutes too long, coy about a meaningless end reveal, and contains very few believable situations or lines of dialogue. How desperate is Angelina Jolie to get a reaction from her wooden scene partner? Why is James Bond obliged to deliver Intercourse PA jokes that are beneath even SDB? Why in god's name didn't Quaid and Anthony Edwards swap roles? And will your co-hosts ever agree on whether Serious Ack-tor DQ has to poo...or can't poo? We're aligned on the poo levels of the film, at least; it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 3\nQQQ score: 4.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 14\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nFollow us on Twitter\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nStephen Holden's review in NYT\nG. Allen Johnson's in the SF Examiner\nJoe Neumaier's for EW\nJonathan Bernstein's Pretty In Pink\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShort Cuts\u003c/em\u003e waterboarded with sno-cone syrup...\u003cem\u003eLove Actually\u003c/em\u003e from factory-irregular parts...a catastrophically premature \u003cem\u003eMagnolia\u003c/em\u003e...it\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003ePlaying By Heart\u003c/em\u003e, which is 40 minutes too long, coy about a meaningless end reveal, and contains very few believable situations or lines of dialogue. How desperate is Angelina Jolie to get a reaction from her wooden scene partner? Why is James Bond obliged to deliver Intercourse PA jokes that are beneath even SDB? Why in god\u0026#39;s name didn\u0026#39;t Quaid and Anthony Edwards swap roles? And will your co-hosts ever agree on whether Serious Ack-tor DQ has to poo...or can\u0026#39;t poo? We\u0026#39;re aligned on the poo levels of the film, at least; it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 4.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 14\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFollow us on Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/film/012299heart-film-review.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephen Holden\u0026#39;s review in \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/What-a-cast-What-a-waste-3099164.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eG. Allen Johnson\u0026#39;s in the \u003cem\u003eSF Examiner\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://ew.com/article/1999/08/24/playing-heart/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eJoe Neumaier\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eEW\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/532105.Pretty_In_Pink\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eJonathan Bernstein\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003ePretty In Pink\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-11-18T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/5bb90a95-526c-4dc9-b05a-50453120cbab.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":42538758,"duration_in_seconds":1772}]},{"id":"5b52e480-a5e4-4931-9759-7ca1930df8aa","title":"S05E07: The Parent Trap","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/43","content_text":"We're moving into the DILF era for Quaid with 1998's The Parent Trap, which is too long, too loud, and too blithe about the Unsolved Mysteries segment that is this family's narrative...and yet its \"welcome unreality\" is charming, and so is Quaid. And so is our guest, Tara Ariano, who joined us for a discussion of everything from LiLo charisma wattage to Elaine Hendrix's score-settling hair to whether this is a poppy-fields movie. Turn your Hallmark brains on and welcome Dennis Quaid's teeth back to the podcast: it's an all-new Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 6\nQQQ score: 7.66\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 7\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nTara Ariano did; she's a pro! Hear her on Again With This, Extra Hot Great, Listen To Sassy, and The Sweet Smell of Succession\nRoger Ebert's review\nSpecial Guest: Tara Ariano.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#39;re moving into the DILF era for Quaid with 1998\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eThe Parent Trap\u003c/em\u003e, which is too long, too loud, and too blithe about the \u003cem\u003eUnsolved Mysteries\u003c/em\u003e segment that is this family\u0026#39;s narrative...and yet its \u0026quot;welcome unreality\u0026quot; is charming, and so is Quaid. And so is our guest, Tara Ariano, who joined us for a discussion of everything from LiLo charisma wattage to Elaine Hendrix\u0026#39;s score-settling hair to whether this is a poppy-fields movie. Turn your Hallmark brains on and welcome Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s teeth back to the podcast: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.66\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTara Ariano did; she\u0026#39;s a pro! Hear her on \u003ca href=\"https://www.againwiththis90210.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eAgain With This\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://www.extrahotgreat.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eExtra Hot Great\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://listentosassy.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eListen To Sassy\u003c/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sweet-smell-of-succession/id1474242146\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Sweet Smell of Succession\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-parent-trap-1998\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Tara Ariano.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-11-11T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/5b52e480-a5e4-4931-9759-7ca1930df8aa.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":40673615,"duration_in_seconds":1694}]},{"id":"6378288d-0ce0-4451-8f57-349d26761058","title":"S05E06: Everything That Rises","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/42","content_text":"It's DQ's directorial debut, a TNT movie called Everything That Rises -- and while there's no discernible connection to Flannery O'Connor, the flick's surprisingly good. Okay, the transfer we watched was very bad, and the dialogue's laconic sarcasm was a little TOO uniform across characters, but between Harve Presnell; an unnecessary but amusing barroom brawl; and Quaid being too busy directing to overact, the thing won us over. It's Hallmark meets Cormac McCarthy, plus the debut of Ask A Horse Girl, so quit Loaf-ing and listen to an all-new Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 7.75\nQQQ score: 7.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 0\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry), including Kuffs (...sorry again), at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nWatch (or listen to) Everything That Rises for yourself\nRay Richmond's review for Variety\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s DQ\u0026#39;s directorial debut, a TNT movie called \u003cem\u003eEverything That Rises\u003c/em\u003e -- and while there\u0026#39;s no discernible connection to Flannery O\u0026#39;Connor, the flick\u0026#39;s surprisingly good. Okay, the transfer we watched was very bad, and the dialogue\u0026#39;s laconic sarcasm was a little TOO uniform across characters, but between Harve Presnell; an unnecessary but amusing barroom brawl; and Quaid being too busy directing to overact, the thing won us over. It\u0026#39;s Hallmark meets Cormac McCarthy, plus the debut of Ask A Horse Girl, so quit Loaf-ing and listen to an all-new Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 0\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry), including \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e (...sorry again), \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch (or listen to) \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54bHHUGCtM0\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEverything That Rises\u003c/em\u003e for yourself\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://variety.com/1998/film/reviews/everything-that-rises-3-1200454481/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRay Richmond\u0026#39;s review for \u003cem\u003eVariety\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-11-04T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/6378288d-0ce0-4451-8f57-349d26761058.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46487845,"duration_in_seconds":1936}]},{"id":"94048e5e-9ffb-45b3-8e28-33ffb74ff35d","title":"S05E05: Savior","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/41","content_text":"Our journey through the constipated-avenging-angel portion of DQ's c.v. continues with Savior, a harsh, weird, budge allegory of war and human connection set in the Balkans. Jeb adds to his collection of hall-of-fame Skarsgard quotes, Sarah doesn't know how sniping works, and a sociopath in a Luke Perry t-shirt trolls everyone, including the accent coach, in an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 7\nQQQ score: 2.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 14\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nTime Out's review\nStephen Holden's for NYT\nRoger Ebert's review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOur journey through the constipated-avenging-angel portion of DQ\u0026#39;s c.v. continues with \u003cem\u003eSavior\u003c/em\u003e, a harsh, weird, budge allegory of war and human connection set in the Balkans. Jeb adds to his collection of hall-of-fame Skarsgard quotes, Sarah doesn\u0026#39;t know how sniping works, and a sociopath in a Luke Perry t-shirt trolls everyone, including the accent coach, in an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 14\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.timeout.com/movies/savior\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTime Out\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1998/11/25/movies/film-review-in-the-butchery-of-bosnia-a-killer-becomes-a-humanitarian.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephen Holden\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/savior-1998\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-10-28T14:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/94048e5e-9ffb-45b3-8e28-33ffb74ff35d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46607591,"duration_in_seconds":1941}]},{"id":"085c1bcf-9042-497f-977f-72f2e03d64d0","title":"S05E04: Switchback","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/40","content_text":"Time is a flat Quaid in our Switchback episode: this miscast, dour late-'90s bag of action clichés is allegedly a remake of a German film called Kidnapped, but we can't find any corroborating evidence of that...or of Quaid's essential Quaidiness, as his Special Agent Hoint LaGlower roams the country trying to find the son someone -- Danny Glover? Jordan Catalano? -- snatched in the opening flashback.\nFake map streets, Twitter fights, when you have to poo but you're on a call, useless car chases, broken ankles, and our other podcast, Tomatoes \u0026amp; Dicks on an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 3.75\nQQQ score: 2.25\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 7\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nWhat about Kidnapped -- any intel there?\nWhat's left of that EW piece on the production\nEW's actual review from Bruce Fretts\nStephen Holden's for NYT on Glover's too-niceness\nRoger Ebert's review\nT 'n' D\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eTime is a flat Quaid in our \u003cem\u003eSwitchback\u003c/em\u003e episode: this miscast, dour late-\u0026#39;90s bag of action clichés is allegedly a remake of a German film called \u003cem\u003eKidnapped\u003c/em\u003e, but we can\u0026#39;t find any corroborating evidence of that...or of Quaid\u0026#39;s essential Quaidiness, as his Special Agent Hoint LaGlower roams the country trying to find the son someone -- Danny Glover? Jordan Catalano? -- snatched in the opening flashback.\u003cbr\u003e\nFake map streets, Twitter fights, when you have to poo but you\u0026#39;re on a call, useless car chases, broken ankles, and our other podcast, Tomatoes \u0026amp; Dicks on an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat about \u003cem\u003eKidnapped\u003c/em\u003e -- \u003ca href=\"https://twitter.com/quaidinfullpod\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eany intel there\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://ew.com/article/1997/11/07/neverending-story-switchback/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWhat\u0026#39;s left of that \u003cem\u003eEW\u003c/em\u003e piece on the production\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://ew.com/article/1997/10/31/switchback/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEW\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s actual review from Bruce Fretts\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/review97/gangrelatedhunt.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephen Holden\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e on Glover\u0026#39;s too-niceness\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/switchback-1997\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://tomatoesanddicks.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eT \u0026#39;n\u0026#39; D\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-10-21T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/085c1bcf-9042-497f-977f-72f2e03d64d0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":50699620,"duration_in_seconds":2112}]},{"id":"ad0c3282-0dd6-4516-8ae4-ccb3424ca727","title":"S05E03: Gang Related","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/39","content_text":"Kevin Smokler joins us for the third least Quaidy project QIF has covered to date: Gang Related. It's Tupac Shakur's last film, and he's very good, but it's also three or four different films patched together into a quilt of dropped threads and tone problems -- and it's NOT very good, despite an all-star cast, a couple of hilarious line readings, and a guy we'll call Nott William Winters. And as for Quaid, well, if you ever wondered what it might look like to throw Andy Dufresne's Shawshank testimony in a blender with Jason Priestley trying to cry? Here it is. Paul Blart, Rampart Suspect, the retiring-cop boat trope, Quaid's Fugitive, and why you should probably watch Stakeout instead in an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 4.67\nQQQ score: 1.67\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 0\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nKevin Smokler's movie is actually good; find out more\nLawrence Van Gelder's review for NYT\nStephen Hunter's for WaPo\nSpecial Guest: Kevin Smokler.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eKevin Smokler joins us for the third least Quaidy project QIF has covered to date: \u003cem\u003eGang Related\u003c/em\u003e. It\u0026#39;s Tupac Shakur\u0026#39;s last film, and he\u0026#39;s very good, but it\u0026#39;s also three or four different films patched together into a quilt of dropped threads and tone problems -- and it\u0026#39;s NOT very good, despite an all-star cast, a couple of hilarious line readings, and a guy we\u0026#39;ll call Nott William Winters. And as for Quaid, well, if you ever wondered what it might look like to throw Andy Dufresne\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eShawshank\u003c/em\u003e testimony in a blender with Jason Priestley trying to cry? Here it is. \u003cem\u003ePaul Blart, Rampart Suspect\u003c/em\u003e, the retiring-cop boat trope, Quaid\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eFugitive\u003c/em\u003e, and why you should probably watch \u003cem\u003eStakeout\u003c/em\u003e instead in an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 4.67\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 1.67\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 0\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.kevinsmokler.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eKevin Smokler\u0026#39;s movie is actually good; find out more\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/film/gang-film-review.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eLawrence Van Gelder\u0026#39;s review for \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/review97/gangrelatedhunt.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eStephen Hunter\u0026#39;s for \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Kevin Smokler.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-10-14T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/ad0c3282-0dd6-4516-8ae4-ccb3424ca727.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":60998344,"duration_in_seconds":2541}]},{"id":"93dd3d52-faf1-4da4-9572-481307cb2fc8","title":"S05E02: Sesame Street Kids' Guide To Life: Telling The Truth","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/38","content_text":"For some reason, Dennis Quaid's PG-13 energy was deemed a good fit with the most famous kids' show of all time, which is how \"Uncle Tommy From Da Bronx\" ended up helping Telly learn about telling the truth and trusting your friends. After a review of the show's astronaut credibility from an actual child, we talked about Allan Sherman, Scully's cellphone, and whether Sarah's dad is a changeling. Don't scream \"HELP\" unless you really need it: it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 7\nQQQ score: 2.5\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 7\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nWatch \"Uncle Tommy\" for yourself\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eFor some reason, Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s PG-13 energy was deemed a good fit with the most famous kids\u0026#39; show of all time, which is how \u0026quot;Uncle Tommy From Da Bronx\u0026quot; ended up helping Telly learn about telling the truth and trusting your friends. After a review of the show\u0026#39;s astronaut credibility from an actual child, we talked about Allan Sherman, Scully\u0026#39;s cellphone, and whether Sarah\u0026#39;s dad is a changeling. Don\u0026#39;t scream \u0026quot;HELP\u0026quot; unless you really need it: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-077o7dC7ZU\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWatch \u0026quot;Uncle Tommy\u0026quot; for yourself\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-10-07T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/93dd3d52-faf1-4da4-9572-481307cb2fc8.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38141409,"duration_in_seconds":1589}]},{"id":"0821f975-95a0-4469-86c0-a5b8c4c98eed","title":"S05E01: DragonHeart","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/37","content_text":"Welcome back! Return with us now to those Dragonheart days of yesteryear, as Quaid, Connery, Dina Meyer, and two-bucks-a-pound wigs team up to challenge The Old Code at Medieval Times Bratislava. David T. Cole joins us to discuss bottle-rocket accentry, the Harrison Ford you can afford, giving yourself up to stupid shit, post-zipline trauma, and what happens when a little Quaid alien gets trapped inside the John Hurt that is the one true knight. \n\nOverall score: 5.33\nQQQ score: 8\nDays since a lost Kuffs accident: 0\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nIMDb's DragonHeart plot keywords\nRoger Ebert's review \nJanet Maslin's for NYT\nThe Great American Pop Culture Quiz Show\nSpecial Guest: David T. Cole.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome back! Return with us now to those \u003cem\u003eDragonheart\u003c/em\u003e days of yesteryear, as Quaid, Connery, Dina Meyer, and two-bucks-a-pound wigs team up to challenge The Old Code at Medieval Times Bratislava. David T. Cole joins us to discuss bottle-rocket accentry, the Harrison Ford you can afford, giving yourself up to stupid shit, post-zipline trauma, and what happens when a little Quaid alien gets trapped inside the John Hurt that is the one true knight. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5.33\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDays since a lost \u003cem\u003eKuffs\u003c/em\u003e accident: 0\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116136/keywords?ref_=ttpl_ql_4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eIMDb\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eDragonHeart\u003c/em\u003e plot keywords\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/dragonheart-1996\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/filmarchive/dragonheart.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor \u003cem\u003eNYT\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://usaquizshow.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Great American Pop Culture Quiz Show\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: David T. Cole.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-09-30T16:45:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/0821f975-95a0-4469-86c0-a5b8c4c98eed.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":55147491,"duration_in_seconds":2297}]},{"id":"0e8721ed-61f9-4ae5-b617-3d11b1561410","title":"S04E08: Something To Talk About","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/36","content_text":"Tara Ariano returns to send Season 4 of QIF out on an ice floe with Something To Talk About, 1995's marriage/family dramedy starring Julia Roberts; directed by Lasse Hallstrom (!); and written by Callie Khouri (!!). What is it about this \"Hallmark movie, but with an associates degree\" that lets it hold together despite what Tara called \"a fundamental 'should this have happened? maybe not?' quality\"? Good sister chemistry with Kyra Sedgwick and a couple of relatable town gossips triumph over zyde-faux, flagrant reshoot-wig fouls, and a BS excuse for infidelity; and WE triumph over the early-to-mid-nineties portion of Quaid's c.v. If you're the one person who would have appreciated SDB's in-and-out joke, high five; everyone else, grab a helmet: it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 6\nQQQ score: 8\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nMick LaSalle's for SFGate\nThe origins of the \"dazzy\" \"joke\"\nGet more Tara Ariano at Again With This: Melrose Place, Extra Hot Great, and Listen To Sassy\nOr follow T-Bone on Twitter\nSpecial Guest: Tara Ariano.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eTara Ariano returns to send Season 4 of QIF out on an ice floe with \u003cem\u003eSomething To Talk About\u003c/em\u003e, 1995\u0026#39;s marriage/family dramedy starring Julia Roberts; directed by Lasse Hallstrom (!); and written by Callie Khouri (!!). What is it about this \u0026quot;Hallmark movie, but with an associates degree\u0026quot; that lets it hold together despite what Tara called \u0026quot;a fundamental \u0026#39;should this have happened? maybe not?\u0026#39; quality\u0026quot;? Good sister chemistry with Kyra Sedgwick and a couple of relatable town gossips triumph over zyde-faux, flagrant reshoot-wig fouls, and a BS excuse for infidelity; and WE triumph over the early-to-mid-nineties portion of Quaid\u0026#39;s c.v. If you\u0026#39;re the one person who would have appreciated SDB\u0026#39;s in-and-out joke, high five; everyone else, grab a helmet: it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/something-to-talk-about-1995\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMick LaSalle\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/FILM-REVIEW-Roberts-Suppresses-Smile-New-3027178.php\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor \u003cem\u003eSFGate\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe origins of the \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/096-the-elf-developer-trust-continuum/id1407429849?i=1000501082119\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;dazzy\u0026quot; \u0026quot;joke\u0026quot;\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet more Tara Ariano at \u003ca href=\"http://againwiththispodcast.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eAgain With This: Melrose Place\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"http://extrahotgreat.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eExtra Hot Great\u003c/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"http://listentosassy.com\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eListen To Sassy\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr follow T-Bone \u003ca href=\"http://twitter.com/taraariano\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon Twitter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Tara Ariano.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-04-08T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/0e8721ed-61f9-4ae5-b617-3d11b1561410.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":49385557,"duration_in_seconds":2057}]},{"id":"b4374d8b-a03f-4fbf-919e-c17008ba80e2","title":"S04E06: Wyatt Earp","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/35","content_text":"The good news is, Dennis Quaid is great in Wyatt Earp! The bad news is...the \"in Wyatt Earp\" part, as the film is interminable, perfused with beige Costnerian self-regard, and did we mention how long it is? It's long, which I guess is what happens when you cast literally half of SAG. Tom Sizemore, the poor man's Tom Sizemore, apparitions of fatherliness, and the endless wait for arrival at the corralworks factory all detract from a fascinating steampunk performance from Quaid in an all-new Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 2.5\nQQQ score: 7.75\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nRita Kempley's for WaPo\nWalter Chaw's at Film Freak Central\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe good news is, Dennis Quaid is great in \u003cem\u003eWyatt Earp\u003c/em\u003e! The bad news is...the \u0026quot;in \u003cem\u003eWyatt Earp\u003c/em\u003e\u0026quot; part, as the film is interminable, perfused with beige Costnerian self-regard, and did we mention how long it is? It\u0026#39;s long, which I guess is what happens when you cast literally half of SAG. Tom Sizemore, the poor man\u0026#39;s Tom Sizemore, apparitions of fatherliness, and the endless wait for arrival at the corralworks factory all detract from a fascinating steampunk performance from Quaid in an all-new Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/wyatt-earp-1994\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRita Kempley\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/wyattearppg13kempley_a0a46d.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWalter Chaw\u0026#39;s at \u003ca href=\"https://www.filmfreakcentral.net/ffc/2016/07/wyatt-earp.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eFilm Freak Central\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-03-12T12:15:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/b4374d8b-a03f-4fbf-919e-c17008ba80e2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":46862128,"duration_in_seconds":1952}]},{"id":"cedbbd70-c89b-49f0-9994-ce83ffe25ab6","title":"S04E05: Flesh \u0026 Bone","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/34","content_text":"Is it in your blood? We're tackling 1993's Flesh \u0026amp; Bone, featuring Jimmy Caan shoulders; a hall-of-fame patented \"look bored and smoke\" performance from Gwynnie; armadillo fan fic; Sophoclean MFA-program writing prompts; Car Guy Sarah not being a car guy; the conflation of Johnnies Damon and Depp; and a successful iteration of Dennis Del Mar. Pack up your painted chickens -- it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 6.75\nQQQ score: 6.25\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nRita Kempley's for WaPo\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIs it in your blood? We\u0026#39;re tackling 1993\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eFlesh \u0026amp; Bone\u003c/em\u003e, featuring Jimmy Caan shoulders; a hall-of-fame patented \u0026quot;look bored and smoke\u0026quot; performance from Gwynnie; armadillo fan fic; Sophoclean MFA-program writing prompts; Car Guy Sarah not being a car guy; the conflation of Johnnies Damon and Depp; and a successful iteration of Dennis Del Mar. Pack up your painted chickens -- it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/flesh-and-bone-1993\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRita Kempley\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/fleshandbonerkempley_a0a3d0.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-02-25T10:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/cedbbd70-c89b-49f0-9994-ce83ffe25ab6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59440401,"duration_in_seconds":2476}]},{"id":"c2f6bffb-958a-48a8-b95b-deddd21e8d78","title":"S04E04: Undercover Blues","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/33","content_text":"Our second ep in a row with the I Don't Even Own A Television crew features JW Friedman -- and a much better, fizzier film all around, despite dragging us back to Nawlins and almost going full zydeco. This \"nearly totally frictionless\" caper is \"a happier flavor of so-so\" than we anticipated, but we still have questions, like whether the Coens are secret Quaidheads, if/how Herbert Ross directs his actors, what an Ocean's Two would look like, and why we're being punished with a combination of Vince McMahon hair, Reagan voice, and Trump smug smile on DQ. Get your best pleat euphemisms ready; it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 6.67\nQQQ score: 7.33 (damn repeating decimals)\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nFriedman did! Barely. Enjoy his better edited pod with Chris Collision instead\nVincent Canby's review \nTy Burr for EW\nHorwitz for WaPo\nSpecial Guest: JW Friedman.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOur second ep in a row with the I Don\u0026#39;t Even Own A Television crew features JW Friedman -- and a much better, fizzier film all around, despite dragging us back to Nawlins and almost going full zydeco. This \u0026quot;nearly totally frictionless\u0026quot; caper is \u0026quot;a happier flavor of so-so\u0026quot; than we anticipated, but we still have questions, like whether the Coens are secret Quaidheads, if/how Herbert Ross directs his actors, what an \u003cem\u003eOcean\u0026#39;s Two\u003c/em\u003e would look like, and why we\u0026#39;re being punished with a combination of Vince McMahon hair, Reagan voice, and Trump smug smile on DQ. Get your best pleat euphemisms ready; it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6.67\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.33 (damn repeating decimals)\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriedman did! Barely. Enjoy his better edited pod with Chris Collision \u003ca href=\"https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003einstead\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVincent Canby\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1993/09/11/movies/review-film-a-loving-pair-of-spies-take-baby-to-work.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTy Burr \u003ca href=\"https://ew.com/article/1993/09/24/undercover-blues/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor \u003cem\u003eEW\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHorwitz \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/undercoverbluespg13horwitz_a09e4f.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: JW Friedman.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-02-18T10:15:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/c2f6bffb-958a-48a8-b95b-deddd21e8d78.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56021704,"duration_in_seconds":2334}]},{"id":"6362f216-0e55-42e0-bac4-760175bfdede","title":"S04E03: Wilder Napalm","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/32","content_text":"Chris Collision of the I Don't Even Own A Television podcast is joining us for the misbegotten Wilder Napalm, the early Vince Gilligan joint that would have made a much better X-Files episode than it did a feature film. Arli$$ jokes, aggressive quirk, a Van Helsing comparison somehow, beefcake snarling at each other, Manic Pixie Dream Winger, and a lead who should have failed out of clown college all add up to a very nineties pyrokinetic love triangle with no figurative fireworks. Close up the Quik Foto; it's an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 4\nQQQ score: 3.92 (don't ask)\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\n...Us either. Try Chris's pod with JW Friedman instead\nJanet Maslin's review \nAnd Owen Gleiberman's for EW\nSpecial Guest: Chris Collision.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eChris Collision of the I Don\u0026#39;t Even Own A Television podcast is joining us for the misbegotten \u003cem\u003eWilder Napalm\u003c/em\u003e, the early Vince Gilligan joint that would have made a much better \u003cem\u003eX-Files\u003c/em\u003e episode than it did a feature film. \u003cem\u003eArli$$\u003c/em\u003e jokes, aggressive quirk, a \u003cem\u003eVan Helsing\u003c/em\u003e comparison somehow, beefcake snarling at each other, Manic Pixie Dream Winger, and a lead who should have failed out of clown college all add up to a very nineties pyrokinetic love triangle with no figurative fireworks. Close up the Quik Foto; it\u0026#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 4\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3.92 (don\u0026#39;t ask)\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e...Us either. Try Chris\u0026#39;s pod with JW Friedman \u003ca href=\"https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003einstead\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1993/08/20/movies/review-film-brothers-fight-fire-with-fire-in-wilder-napalm.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd Owen Gleiberman\u0026#39;s for \u003ca href=\"https://ew.com/article/1993/08/27/wilder-napalm/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEW\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Chris Collision.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-02-11T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/6362f216-0e55-42e0-bac4-760175bfdede.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":61637821,"duration_in_seconds":2568}]},{"id":"354c21e4-fdf7-490d-ac2a-08dd8a9c121a","title":"S04E02: Postcards From The Edge","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/31","content_text":"Everybody is in 1990 Mike Nichols joint Postcards From The Edge -- and almost everybody's on our episode discussing it! Returning guest John Ramos and first-time longtime Tara Ariano join us to talk about forgotten addiction storylines, if it's possible to miscast Meryl Streep, the Gene Hackman podcast we all long for, acting-legend master classes, and character studies of yesteryear that would be TV shows today. Plus, ONE of us listened to The Dennissance...and another one of us feels pretty guilty that that occurred. Get ready for an endolphin rush in an all-new Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 8.5\nQQQ score: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nTara did! Honor her sacrifice by listening to her legit-rad pod with Pam Ribon, Listen To Sassy\nGet in the (bridge) mix with John\nRoger Ebert's Postcards From The Edge review \nAnd Desson Howe's review\nSpecial Guests: John Ramos and Tara Ariano.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eEverybody is in 1990 Mike Nichols joint \u003cem\u003ePostcards From The Edge\u003c/em\u003e -- and almost everybody\u0026#39;s on our episode discussing it! Returning guest John Ramos and first-time longtime Tara Ariano join us to talk about forgotten addiction storylines, if it\u0026#39;s possible to miscast Meryl Streep, the Gene Hackman podcast we all long for, acting-legend master classes, and character studies of yesteryear that would be TV shows today. Plus, ONE of us listened to The Dennissance...and another one of us feels pretty guilty that that occurred. Get ready for an endolphin rush in an all-new Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 8.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTara did! Honor her sacrifice by listening to her legit-rad pod with Pam Ribon, \u003ca href=\"https://listentosassy.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eListen To Sassy\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet \u003ca href=\"https://losangelesbridgelessons.com/bio/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ein the (bridge) mix\u003c/a\u003e with John\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003ePostcards From The Edge\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/postcards-from-the-edge-1990\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd Desson Howe\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/postcardsfromtheedgerhowe_a0b29d.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guests: John Ramos and Tara Ariano.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-02-04T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/354c21e4-fdf7-490d-ac2a-08dd8a9c121a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":76582161,"duration_in_seconds":3190}]},{"id":"8a8210cb-67b8-4886-a419-780392bd47d7","title":"S04E01: Come See The Paradise","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/30","content_text":"It's a love story, a family story, AND a history that probably got sold on the strength of Dennis Quaid's involvement...even though he really shouldn't be Great White Savioring it up with the windows closed in the first place, but we do find a handful of things to like about 1991's Come See The Paradise . It's from the director of Birdy, Fame, and other fondly remembered properties; it's also miscast, oddly scored, and about 20 more minutes of reading The Japanese Internment Camps: An Explainer than we needed. So, we talked about Quaidspiracy theories, why DQ didn't play the Joker, and butt ratios instead.\n\nOverall score: 5\nQQQ score: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nRita Kempley's review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s a love story, a family story, AND a history that probably got sold on the strength of Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s involvement...even though he really shouldn\u0026#39;t be Great White Savioring it up with the windows closed in the first place, but we do find a handful of things to like about 1991\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eCome See The Paradise\u003c/em\u003e . It\u0026#39;s from the director of \u003cem\u003eBirdy\u003c/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eFame\u003c/em\u003e, and other fondly remembered properties; it\u0026#39;s also miscast, oddly scored, and about 20 more minutes of reading \u003cem\u003eThe Japanese Internment Camps: An Explainer\u003c/em\u003e than we needed. So, we talked about Quaidspiracy theories, why DQ didn\u0026#39;t play the Joker, and butt ratios instead.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/come-see-the-paradise-1991\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRita Kempley\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/comeseetheparadiserkempley_a0a0d0.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2021-01-28T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/8a8210cb-67b8-4886-a419-780392bd47d7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48744825,"duration_in_seconds":2030}]},{"id":"1612e251-4af2-4762-9dd1-7c754bd97651","title":"S03E08: Great Balls Of Fire!","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/29","content_text":"What can we say about this offensively misconceived slice of Jerry Lee Lewis's late-'50s life, one that casts his \"relationship\" (ugh) with his 13-year-old cousin (blerf) as a quirkumstance of romantical fate? Well, we can say cocaine was involved; we can wonder if the estate of Foghorn Leghorn sued Dennis Quaid's performance for copyright infringement; and we can admire Winona Ryder's performance as Myra Gale while thinking it makes the story immeasurably ickier. On a scale of one to Hasselhoff, we give DQ's effort a (NC-)17, but very little about this bowdlerization of Myra Gale's memoir works. Also, \"Alec Baldwin as Jimmy Swaggart.\" MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVER'BUDDEH!\n\nOverall score: 3\nQQQ score: 3\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nRita Kempley's review\nWilliam Poundstone explains how Copperfield disappeared the Statue of Liberty in Bigger Secrets \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWhat can we say about this offensively misconceived slice of Jerry Lee Lewis\u0026#39;s late-\u0026#39;50s life, one that casts his \u0026quot;relationship\u0026quot; (ugh) with his \u003cem\u003e13-year-old cousin\u003c/em\u003e (blerf) as a quirkumstance of romantical fate? Well, we can say cocaine was involved; we can wonder if the estate of Foghorn Leghorn sued Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s performance for copyright infringement; and we can admire Winona Ryder\u0026#39;s performance as Myra Gale while thinking it makes the story immeasurably ickier. On a scale of one to Hasselhoff, we give DQ\u0026#39;s effort a (NC-)17, but very little about this bowdlerization of Myra Gale\u0026#39;s memoir works. Also, \u0026quot;Alec Baldwin as Jimmy Swaggart.\u0026quot; MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVER\u0026#39;BUDDEH!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/great-balls-of-fire-1989\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRita Kempley\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/greatballsoffirepg13kempley_a09fca.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWilliam Poundstone explains how Copperfield disappeared the Statue of Liberty in \u003ca href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Secrets\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBigger Secrets\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-12-24T10:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/1612e251-4af2-4762-9dd1-7c754bd97651.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39941351,"duration_in_seconds":1664}]},{"id":"37d79a86-c366-4102-9e9d-fecaaebc35b5","title":"S03E07: Everybody's All-American","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/28","content_text":"Craig Calcaterra joins us this week for a very sports-movie-y sports movie: Everybody's All-American, a \"one wedding and one long funeral\" look at a college gridiron star's early peak and interminable fall that doesn't know which set of Quarterback Agonistes clichés it wants to use, and recycled Sophie's Choice's Stingo as Timothy Hutton's Cake, with merkinacious results. The three of us had a lot of questions -- why the hot cousin is A Thing in the Quaidverse, why the movie isn't about Jessica Lange's Babs and Carl Lumbly's Blue, and how Wayne Knight feels about that \"Fraternity Pisser\" credit, just for starters. At least Craig was a good sport about watching this dud, even \n\nOverall score: 3\nQQQ score: 3\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nJanet Maslin's review\nJohn Cheever, \"O Youth and Beauty!\" \nSpecial Guest: Craig Calcaterra.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eCraig Calcaterra joins us this week for a very sports-movie-y sports movie: \u003cem\u003eEverybody\u0026#39;s All-American\u003c/em\u003e, a \u0026quot;one wedding and one long funeral\u0026quot; look at a college gridiron star\u0026#39;s early peak and interminable fall that doesn\u0026#39;t know which set of Quarterback Agonistes clichés it wants to use, and recycled \u003cem\u003eSophie\u0026#39;s Choice\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s Stingo as Timothy Hutton\u0026#39;s Cake, with merkinacious results. The three of us had a lot of questions -- why the hot cousin is A Thing in the Quaidverse, why the movie isn\u0026#39;t about Jessica Lange\u0026#39;s Babs and Carl Lumbly\u0026#39;s Blue, and how Wayne Knight feels about that \u0026quot;Fraternity Pisser\u0026quot; credit, just for starters. At least Craig was a good sport about watching this dud, even \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/everybodys-all-american-1988\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1988/11/04/movies/review-film-the-glory-fades-in-everybody-s-all-american.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJohn Cheever, \u003ca href=\"https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1953/08/22/o-youth-and-beauty\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u0026quot;O Youth and Beauty!\u0026quot;\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: Craig Calcaterra.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-12-17T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/37d79a86-c366-4102-9e9d-fecaaebc35b5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":54887571,"duration_in_seconds":2286}]},{"id":"aeb5e442-fdbe-42da-96b9-352140294a96","title":"S03E06: D.O.A.","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/27","content_text":"It's another thriller, but we aren't thrilled by 1988's D.O.A., featuring Dennis Quaid as a former wunderkind novelist turned tenured professor in a rut. No: really. Is that off-label casting why this confrontationally sweaty film doesn't work? Is it the lack of onscreen chemistry between Quaid and Jane Kaczmarek...AND Jane and Meg Ryan? Does a fetal Robert \"T-Bag\" Knepper need more to do? New Coke, Silk Stalkings, Wonder Boys, Binder \u0026amp; Binder, and the heartbreak of chronic zydeco all factor into our discussion of a \"noir\" in which noir wit doesn't factor...at all. \n\nOverall score: 3.5\nQQQ score: 3.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nTHREE stars, Rog? idk \nDesson Howe's WaPo review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s another thriller, but we aren\u0026#39;t thrilled by 1988\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eD.O.A.\u003c/em\u003e, featuring Dennis Quaid as a former wunderkind novelist turned tenured professor in a rut. No: really. Is that off-label casting why this confrontationally sweaty film doesn\u0026#39;t work? Is it the lack of onscreen chemistry between Quaid and Jane Kaczmarek...AND Jane and Meg Ryan? Does a fetal Robert \u0026quot;T-Bag\u0026quot; Knepper need more to do? New Coke, \u003cem\u003eSilk Stalkings\u003c/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eWonder Boys\u003c/em\u003e, Binder \u0026amp; Binder, and the heartbreak of chronic zydeco all factor into our discussion of a \u0026quot;noir\u0026quot; in which noir wit doesn\u0026#39;t factor...at all. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTHREE stars, Rog? \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/doa-1988\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eidk\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesson Howe\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/doarhowe_a0b150.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-12-10T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/aeb5e442-fdbe-42da-96b9-352140294a96.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":59562654,"duration_in_seconds":2481}]},{"id":"24de81f0-d5bc-4ddd-ae09-7b0d86694357","title":"S03E05: Suspect","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/26","content_text":"We're back! And we're joined by John Ramos, JD (Juris Dennisor) for our discussion of 1987 legal thriller Suspect -- a formative Quaid property for John and SDB (and Jeb's mom?) that's greater than the sum of some awkward parts, including a martini served in a parfait glass; Quaid's character hailing from Wisconsin; a Schoolhouse Rock episode on lobbying; weird bald-cap choices by John Mahoney; and a Southern firehose of charm. How do you talk to an angel...or make out with an expensive candle? The rules of procedure state that you'll have to listen to find out. \n\nOverall score: 7\nQQQ score: 8.33\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nDesson Howe's WaPo review\nSpecial Guest: John Ramos.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWe\u0026#39;re back! And we\u0026#39;re joined by John Ramos, JD (Juris Dennisor) for our discussion of 1987 legal thriller \u003cem\u003eSuspect\u003c/em\u003e -- a formative Quaid property for John and SDB (and Jeb\u0026#39;s mom?) that\u0026#39;s greater than the sum of some awkward parts, including a martini served in a parfait glass; Quaid\u0026#39;s character hailing from Wisconsin; a \u003cem\u003eSchoolhouse Rock\u003c/em\u003e episode on lobbying; weird bald-cap choices by John Mahoney; and a Southern firehose of charm. How do you talk to an angel...or make out with an expensive candle? The rules of procedure state that you\u0026#39;ll have to listen to find out. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 7\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8.33\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/suspect-1987\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesson Howe\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/suspectrhowe_a0c89f.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: John Ramos.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-12-04T10:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/24de81f0-d5bc-4ddd-ae09-7b0d86694357.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57173390,"duration_in_seconds":2382}]},{"id":"e02542a7-f034-4a85-b0e7-d57012aba59c","title":"S03E04: Innerspace","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/25","content_text":"Both your co-hosts saw Innerspace about a squillion times as kids; does it hold up? Is director Joe Dante secretly a master? Why wasn't the film marketed as a thriller for tweens and teens? Where do '80s movies' ideas about nightclubs come from? And will this 1987 film about a nanoscopic test pilot journeying through Martin Short to greater maturity bring you the highest Quaidosity rating yet? ...Before we answer these questions, we'll finally confront less than half a minute of The Dennissance, so tell the band from Overboard to play \"Hail To The Squeef\" and settle in for S03E04 of Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 8\nQQQ score: 8.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?\nRoger Ebert's review \nJanet Maslin's review\nHal Hinson's review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eBoth your co-hosts saw \u003cem\u003eInnerspace\u003c/em\u003e about a squillion times as kids; does it hold up? Is director Joe Dante secretly a master? Why wasn\u0026#39;t the film marketed as a thriller for tweens and teens? Where do \u0026#39;80s movies\u0026#39; ideas about nightclubs come from? And will this 1987 film about a nanoscopic test pilot journeying through Martin Short to greater maturity bring you the highest Quaidosity rating yet? ...Before we answer these questions, we\u0026#39;ll finally confront less than half a minute of The Dennissance, so tell the band from \u003cem\u003eOverboard\u003c/em\u003e to play \u0026quot;Hail To The Squeef\u0026quot; and settle in for S03E04 of Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 8\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 8.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCan YOU get past the first 27 seconds of \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e?\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/innerspace-1987\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1987/07/01/movies/film-innerspace-a-comic-fantasy.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHal Hinson\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/style/longterm/movies/videos/innerspacepghinson_a0c948.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-11-12T10:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/e02542a7-f034-4a85-b0e7-d57012aba59c.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48689654,"duration_in_seconds":2028}]},{"id":"c53ab330-2057-44bb-ac42-2f262676c291","title":"S03E03: The Big Easy","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/24","content_text":"The Big Easy: where dancing is a way of life, allegedly -- and so, alas, is Epcot-Cajun exposition, sexist condescension to \"uptight\" ladies, and an ambient horniness that doesn't quite translate here in 2020. But it's not all bad, because Ned Beatty wears a crawdad hat, Jim Garrison plays himself, and we did NOT get recreationally upset about a podcast not our own. You'll love this episode like a pig loves corn; listen now! (\"Onh honh honh honh honnnnh.\"\n\nOverall score: 2.25\nQQQ score: 7.75\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nVincent Canby, laboring under the impression that TBE was intended as a comedy \nRoger Ebert, also trying to have A Positive Day\nThe Big Tee-Veasy\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Big Easy\u003c/em\u003e: where dancing is a way of life, allegedly -- and so, alas, is Epcot-Cajun exposition, sexist condescension to \u0026quot;uptight\u0026quot; ladies, and an ambient horniness that doesn\u0026#39;t quite translate here in 2020. But it\u0026#39;s not all bad, because Ned Beatty wears a crawdad hat, Jim Garrison plays himself, and we did NOT get recreationally upset about a podcast not our own. You\u0026#39;ll love this episode like a pig loves corn; listen now! (\u0026quot;Onh honh honh honh honnnnh.\u0026quot;\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 7.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVincent Canby, laboring under the impression that \u003cem\u003eTBE\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1987/08/21/movies/film-the-big-easy-comedy-about-police-case.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ewas intended as a comedy\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRoger Ebert, also trying to have \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-big-easy-1987\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eA Positive Day\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115111/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Big Tee-Veasy\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-11-05T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/c53ab330-2057-44bb-ac42-2f262676c291.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":50345400,"duration_in_seconds":2097}]},{"id":"f8ea83cb-d9d9-45bd-8144-7100c1966877","title":"S03E02: Enemy Mine","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/23","content_text":"Well, there's one excellent performance in Enemy Mine -- but it's not Dennis Quaid's, and it's not the script's. This clumsy Dennis Of Arabia In Space joint with the ending of A New Hope stapled onto the back sees DQ \"overmatched in almost every way\": lots of traipsing, LOTS of goo, a turgid voiceover, and...space-funeral processing. Grab a lint-anemone wig and have a listen!\n\nOverall score: 3.5\nQQQ score: 2.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nJanet Maslin's review \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eWell, there\u0026#39;s one excellent performance in \u003cem\u003eEnemy Mine\u003c/em\u003e -- but it\u0026#39;s not Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s, and it\u0026#39;s not the script\u0026#39;s. This clumsy \u003cem\u003eDennis Of Arabia In Space\u003c/em\u003e joint with the ending of \u003cem\u003eA New Hope\u003c/em\u003e stapled onto the back sees DQ \u0026quot;overmatched in almost every way\u0026quot;: lots of traipsing, LOTS of goo, a turgid voiceover, and...space-funeral processing. Grab a lint-anemone wig and have a listen!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/20/movies/screen-enemy-mine.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-10-29T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/f8ea83cb-d9d9-45bd-8144-7100c1966877.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":57455513,"duration_in_seconds":2393}]},{"id":"67f82a20-82b5-4c3a-874c-9d9e8a1fb15d","title":"S03E01: Dreamscape","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/22","content_text":"QIF returns for what is probably the ur-Quaidiest season in the line-up, and we kick off the mid-to-late-'80s portion of Dennis Quaid's c.v. with Dreamscape, featuring a roguish semi-retired clairvoyant's journey into political dream disinformation. ...Look, it was the Reagan era; nightmares looked different back then. But is this thriller actually thrilling? Or are we too easily distracted by Val Kilmer vehicles of the same era; the melancholy death of Norm; \"well meaning\" special effects; and saxophones posing as character traits? Slap some 'trodes on your forehead; it's Quaid In Full's season premiere.\n\nOverall score: 6\nQQQ score: 6\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nTV Guide's review \nThe Times review \nGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eQIF returns for what is probably the ur-Quaidiest season in the line-up, and we kick off the mid-to-late-\u0026#39;80s portion of Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s c.v. with \u003cem\u003eDreamscape\u003c/em\u003e, featuring a roguish semi-retired clairvoyant\u0026#39;s journey into political dream disinformation. ...Look, it was the Reagan era; nightmares looked different back then. But is this thriller actually thrilling? Or are we too easily distracted by Val Kilmer vehicles of the same era; the melancholy death of Norm; \u0026quot;well meaning\u0026quot; special effects; and saxophones posing as character traits? Slap some \u0026#39;trodes on your forehead; it\u0026#39;s Quaid In Full\u0026#39;s season premiere.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 6\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eTV Guide\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.tvguide.com/movies/dreamscape/review/113554/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eTimes\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1984/08/15/movies/screen-dreamscape-a-comedy.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) \u003ca href=\"https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat our Patreon page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-10-22T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/67f82a20-82b5-4c3a-874c-9d9e8a1fb15d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":54389782,"duration_in_seconds":2266}]},{"id":"bdea2433-3840-4b27-a2f3-312480073c8a","title":"S02E12: Bill On His Own","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/21","content_text":"Bill manipulated us pretty effectively back in Episode 7 of this season; how well did the sequel do? This superfluous -- and anticlimactically un-Quaidish -- follow-up relies a great deal on how much viewers enjoy mid-'80s Helen Hunt; the harmonica; the redemption of some guy named Doug; and investigating early inspirations for the This Is Us killer crockpot. Join us for hot zoning action as we wrap up QIF's second season.\n\nOverall score: 4.5\nQQQ score: 2\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nPeople's review \nThe Times review \n\"Giving Nat a little what-for\" \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBill\u003c/em\u003e manipulated us pretty effectively \u003ca href=\"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/16\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eback in Episode 7\u003c/a\u003e of this season; how well did the sequel do? This superfluous -- and anticlimactically un-Quaidish -- follow-up relies a great deal on how much viewers enjoy mid-\u0026#39;80s Helen Hunt; the harmonica; the redemption of some guy named Doug; and investigating early inspirations for the \u003cem\u003eThis Is Us\u003c/em\u003e killer crockpot. Join us for hot zoning action as we wrap up QIF\u0026#39;s second season.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 4.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003ePeople\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://people.com/archive/picks-and-pans-review-bill-on-his-own-vol-20-no-20/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003cem\u003eTimes\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1983/11/09/arts/tv-mickey-rooney-in-bill-sequel.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u0026quot;Giving Nat \u003ca href=\"https://www.abramsbooks.com/product/very-special-90210-book_9781419747465/#\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ea little what-for\u003c/a\u003e\u0026quot; \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-09-10T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/bdea2433-3840-4b27-a2f3-312480073c8a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":44573801,"duration_in_seconds":1857}]},{"id":"a6cf56ff-e455-4ac5-b7b0-1535248d2c45","title":"S02E11: The Right Stuff","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/20","content_text":"The Right Stuff launches our scoring into the stratosphere along with the Mercury 7, and our conversation orbits our late grandfathers, poppy-fields movies, witty takedowns of bureaucracy, Mrs. Grissom agonistes, flaming wienies, when critics willfully miss the point, and actors playing non-actors who are bad at acting. This is the best and the Quaidiest film we've contemplated yet, so supply your own helmets and have a listen.\n\nOverall score: 9\nQQQ score: 9\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nPauline Kael's review of The Right Stuff\nVanity Fair's oral history of TRS \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Right Stuff\u003c/em\u003e launches our scoring into the stratosphere along with the Mercury 7, and our conversation orbits our late grandfathers, poppy-fields movies, witty takedowns of bureaucracy, Mrs. Grissom agonistes, flaming wienies, when critics willfully miss the point, and actors playing non-actors who are bad at acting. This is the best and the Quaidiest film we\u0026#39;ve contemplated yet, so supply your own helmets and have a listen.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 9\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 9\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2020/07/05/the-right-stuff-review-pauline-kael/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ePauline Kael\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e of \u003cem\u003eThe Right Stuff\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eVanity Fair\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.wired.com/2014/11/oral-history-of-right-stuff/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eoral history of \u003cem\u003eTRS\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-09-03T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/a6cf56ff-e455-4ac5-b7b0-1535248d2c45.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":69171744,"duration_in_seconds":2881}]},{"id":"b2da39f8-44e0-464a-b308-5e8694acf90f","title":"S02E10: Jaws 3D ","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/19","content_text":"Finally, one you've heard of! ...Unfortunately. 1983's third sequel to the classic Jaws features a mother/baby murder team, shark science a third-grader could debunk, dubious canoodling, the Texan-est Red Sox fan in film history, and 17 different arts-and-crafts dorsal fins, each shittier than the last. Why is Dennis Quaid hurling a golf-cart driver to the ground? Why are we talking about Celebration, FL? Should we have watched the movie with 3D glasses? Send a kid out for some SeaCorn(tm) and settle in for the latest Quaid In Full.\n\nOverall score: 3\nQQQ score: 4.75\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nAll the crappy reviews of Jaws 3D in one place\nWatch \"the Zardoz of the sea\" for yourselves\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eFinally, one you\u0026#39;ve heard of! ...Unfortunately. 1983\u0026#39;s third sequel to the classic \u003cem\u003eJaws\u003c/em\u003e features a mother/baby murder team, shark science a third-grader could debunk, dubious canoodling, the Texan-est Red Sox fan in film history, and 17 different arts-and-crafts dorsal fins, each shittier than the last. Why is Dennis Quaid hurling a golf-cart driver to the ground? Why are we talking about Celebration, FL? Should we have watched the movie with 3D glasses? Send a kid out for some SeaCorn(tm) and settle in for the latest Quaid In Full.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 4.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll the crappy reviews of \u003cem\u003eJaws 3D\u003c/em\u003e in \u003ca href=\"https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jaws_3/reviews\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eone place\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u0026quot;the \u003cem\u003eZardoz\u003c/em\u003e of the sea\u0026quot; \u003ca href=\"https://play.hbomax.com/feature/urn:hbo:feature:GXYT0_QRID8IAIwEAAAQI\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor yourselves\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-08-27T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/b2da39f8-44e0-464a-b308-5e8694acf90f.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":68765488,"duration_in_seconds":2865}]},{"id":"cb3b336c-455b-4d30-9b43-4ac35bb2d269","title":"S02E09: Tough Enough","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/18","content_text":"No, not the Fabulous T-Birds song -- it's a 1983 cornpone Rocky  featuring Dennis Quaid's cartoonishly bad boxing, not nearly enough Pam Grier, and the rare Warren Oates character we wanted to see more of. Why didn't we see the Battling Burger Chefs? Was the late Wilford Brimley even old enough to order a beer in this joint? Is this a Quaidy outing for our hero, or is that just gas? And why the hell did the studio dump this on the same weekend as Return Of The Jedi? Turn off that Manson Family Zoom reunion and find out.\n\nOverall score: 4.5\nQQQ score: 4.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nWatch Tough Enough for yourselves\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eNo, not the Fabulous T-Birds song -- it\u0026#39;s a 1983 cornpone \u003cem\u003eRocky\u003c/em\u003e  featuring Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s cartoonishly bad boxing, not nearly enough Pam Grier, and the rare Warren Oates character we wanted to see more of. Why didn\u0026#39;t we see the Battling Burger Chefs? Was the late Wilford Brimley even old enough to order a beer in this joint? Is this a Quaidy outing for our hero, or is that just gas? And why the hell did the studio dump this on the same weekend as \u003cem\u003eReturn Of The Jedi\u003c/em\u003e? Turn off that Manson Family Zoom reunion and find out.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 4.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 4.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003cem\u003eTough Enough\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OyBGDFCDJI\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor yourselves\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-08-20T13:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/cb3b336c-455b-4d30-9b43-4ac35bb2d269.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48842001,"duration_in_seconds":2034}]},{"id":"ea6261c6-18bd-4bb7-b229-bf2fe78f07b6","title":"S02E08: Johnny Belinda","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/17","content_text":"Peevish social-services pinko John-Boy Walton befriends a young Deaf woman in Ruraltania...but doesn't fall in love with her until she's home-invaded by her rapist, Dennis Quaid, whose biological clock gets his head blown off. This was a TV movie, you guys. We couldn't find any contemporary reviews of it; we kept calling it Hannah Montana and Johnny Dangerously; we have a lot of questions about WHEN the movie thinks it is...but we weren't bored! Shove your other commitments off a railroad trestle, kick back with an L.A. Beer, and have a listen.\n\nOverall score: 6\nQQQ score: 4.75\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nWatch Jackie Daytona -- er, Johnny Belinda for yourselves\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003ePeevish social-services pinko John-Boy Walton befriends a young Deaf woman in Ruraltania...but doesn\u0026#39;t fall in love with her until she\u0026#39;s home-invaded by her rapist, Dennis Quaid, whose biological clock gets his head blown off. \u003cem\u003eThis was a TV movie, you guys.\u003c/em\u003e We couldn\u0026#39;t find any contemporary reviews of it; we kept calling it \u003cem\u003eHannah Montana\u003c/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eJohnny Dangerously\u003c/em\u003e; we have a lot of questions about WHEN the movie thinks it is...but we weren\u0026#39;t bored! Shove your other commitments off a railroad trestle, kick back with an L.A. Beer, and have a listen.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 4.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003cem\u003eJackie Daytona\u003c/em\u003e -- er, \u003cem\u003eJohnny Belinda\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZoa0xMCDgg\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003efor yourselves\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-08-13T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/ea6261c6-18bd-4bb7-b229-bf2fe78f07b6.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":67517880,"duration_in_seconds":2813}]},{"id":"ca063d0c-3170-405d-b7f2-ee950747c57e","title":"S02E07: Bill","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/16","content_text":"The 1981 TV movie that netted Mickey Rooney an Emmy AND a Globe, Bill is a lot better than we expected: not too much Afterschool Special speechifying about mainstreaming (the movie), and not too much cringing (us). But it's not perfect -- character development occurs in an evening, and is denoted by The Shawl-Collar Sweater Of Adulthood -- and we struggled to rate the Quaidiferousness of a film that had Dennis Quaid in every scene, doing decent work...but miscast. Failing to listen to the Dennissance, grumbling about the cop-wife trope, and fantasy-costuming the Chippenquaids are just a few of the toupees we perched on this episode, so listen now.\n\nOverall score: 6.25\nQQQ score: 5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nIf we're not going to hear The Dennissance, one of y'all should\nBill and the sequel on DVD\nThe FB page for a documentary about the RL Bill Sackter\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eThe 1981 TV movie that netted Mickey Rooney an Emmy AND a Globe, \u003cem\u003eBill\u003c/em\u003e is a lot better than we expected: not too much \u003cem\u003eAfterschool Special\u003c/em\u003e speechifying about mainstreaming (the movie), and not too much cringing (us). But it\u0026#39;s not perfect -- character development occurs in an evening, and is denoted by The Shawl-Collar Sweater Of Adulthood -- and we struggled to rate the Quaidiferousness of a film that had Dennis Quaid in every scene, doing decent work...but miscast. Failing to listen to the Dennissance, grumbling about the cop-wife trope, and fantasy-costuming the Chippenquaids are just a few of the toupees we perched on this episode, so listen now.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 6.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf we\u0026#39;re not going to hear \u003ca href=\"https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Dennissance\u003c/a\u003e, one of y\u0026#39;all should\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eBill\u003c/em\u003e and the sequel \u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Bill-His-Own-Mickey-Rooney/dp/B00NXUKAOU/ref=tmm_dvd_title_0?_encoding=UTF8\u0026qid=\u0026sr=\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon DVD\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe FB page for \u003ca href=\"https://www.facebook.com/BillSackter/posts/you-can-now-see-the-full-length-television-movie-bill-1981-starring-mickey-roone/10150494402779945/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ea documentary about the RL Bill Sackter\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-08-07T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/ca063d0c-3170-405d-b7f2-ee950747c57e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":54763805,"duration_in_seconds":2281}]},{"id":"1e6d6a6e-c754-422c-8be0-08c3a5d6b560","title":"S02E06: Stripes","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/15","content_text":"Or, \"Wait, What?\" ...Dennis Quaid is allegedly in Stripes, for like three seconds, because at the time he was married to the main character's love interest, but we didn't see him, and we had a pretty hard time seeing why this was a foundational comedy-head go-to movie back in the day. Well, one of us did, because insufferable Bill Murray shtick was not adequately offset by sightings of breasts. Is this the oldest-looking 29 in film? Does John Larroquette bail out his scenes? Can we get a moratorium on jokes about sex with cows? Throw Sean Young's career in the back of a Miata and find out.\n\nOverall score: 2.5\nQQQ score: 0.05\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch the Stripes extended cut \nEbert's review \nGary Arnold's for WaPo \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eOr, \u0026quot;Wait, What?\u0026quot; ...Dennis Quaid is allegedly in \u003cem\u003eStripes\u003c/em\u003e, for like three seconds, because at the time he was married to the main character\u0026#39;s love interest, but \u003cem\u003ewe\u003c/em\u003e didn\u0026#39;t see him, and we had a pretty hard time seeing why this was a foundational comedy-head go-to movie back in the day. Well, one of us did, because insufferable Bill Murray shtick was not adequately offset by sightings of breasts. Is this the oldest-looking 29 in film? Does John Larroquette bail out his scenes? Can we get a moratorium on jokes about sex with cows? Throw Sean Young\u0026#39;s career in the back of a Miata and find out.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 0.05\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch the \u003cem\u003eStripes\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Stripes-Extended-Cut-Bill-Murray/dp/B075LP553J/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1\u0026keywords=stripes\u0026qid=1596118250\u0026sr=8-3\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eextended cut\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/stripes-1981\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGary Arnold\u0026#39;s for \u003ca href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1981/06/26/low-ranking-stripes/11e93bee-f267-45fe-80b1-8dc0e7361afa/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWaPo\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-07-31T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/1e6d6a6e-c754-422c-8be0-08c3a5d6b560.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36077527,"duration_in_seconds":1503}]},{"id":"9b899d3f-b68a-42bb-b752-7efdd96907b5","title":"S02E05: The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/14","content_text":"No, it doesn't really have anything to do with the song -- but there's a LOT of singing, and when Dennis Quaid's doing it, it's not half bad! When Kristy McNichol's doing it, it's...a LOT of singing! There's also a lot of feathered hair, inappropriate sibling interaction, and day-drinking in this interminable tale of a brother and sister trying (to varying degrees) to make it in country music with the dubious help of Luke Skywalker. Cameos by Barry Corbin, Errol Morris, Felipe Alou, Dennis Quaid's ass, and SDB's dog, who is also an ass. Sack out in the pickup bed and find out how Quaid-ish The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia is!\n\nOverall score: 2.5\nQQQ score: 5.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nBrian Kerwin thinks the movie's good \nTV Guide, correctly, does not \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eNo, it doesn\u0026#39;t really have anything to do with the song -- but there\u0026#39;s a LOT of singing, and when Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s doing it, it\u0026#39;s not half bad! When Kristy McNichol\u0026#39;s doing it, it\u0026#39;s...a LOT of singing! There\u0026#39;s also a lot of feathered hair, inappropriate sibling interaction, and day-drinking in this interminable tale of a brother and sister trying (to varying degrees) to make it in country music with the dubious help of Luke Skywalker. Cameos by Barry Corbin, Errol Morris, Felipe Alou, Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s ass, and SDB\u0026#39;s dog, who is also an ass. Sack out in the pickup bed and find out how Quaid-ish \u003cem\u003eThe Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia\u003c/em\u003e is!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 5.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrian Kerwin thinks the movie\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"http://www.anothertakeonfilm.com/node/7\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003egood\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eTV Guide\u003c/em\u003e, correctly, \u003ca href=\"https://www.tvguide.com/movies/night-lights-went/107557/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003edoes not\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-07-24T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/9b899d3f-b68a-42bb-b752-7efdd96907b5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56758357,"duration_in_seconds":2364}]},{"id":"62ec8ff1-6a5a-47dd-bde1-81ccae8f8665","title":"S02E04: Caveman","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/13","content_text":"Is Caveman as bad as you've heard? Well, aside from Shelley Long, and a bit of business with the world's first fried egg...yes. Yes, it is. Ringo Starr's prehistoric journey to love features the invention of fire, mildewy dinosaur costumes, \"Thus Spake Faux-rathustra,\" and a light dusting of that heap o' cocaine from the pitch meeting. Dennis Quaid's energetically Cats approach to the blocking is admirable...but how Quaid-y is this? \n\nOverall score: 1.75\nQQQ score: 2.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch Caveman for yourselves\nRoger Ebert's review \nJanet Maslin's review \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIs \u003cem\u003eCaveman\u003c/em\u003e as bad as you\u0026#39;ve heard? Well, aside from Shelley Long, and a bit of business with the world\u0026#39;s first fried egg...yes. Yes, it is. Ringo Starr\u0026#39;s prehistoric journey to love features the invention of fire, mildewy dinosaur costumes, \u0026quot;Thus Spake Faux-rathustra,\u0026quot; and a light dusting of that heap o\u0026#39; cocaine from the pitch meeting. Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s energetically \u003cem\u003eCats\u003c/em\u003e approach to the blocking is admirable...but how Quaid-y is this? \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 1.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/caveman\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWatch \u003cem\u003eCaveman\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e for yourselves\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/caveman-1981\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1981/04/17/movies/caveman-with-ringo-starr.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-07-17T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/62ec8ff1-6a5a-47dd-bde1-81ccae8f8665.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48029488,"duration_in_seconds":2001}]},{"id":"b0641bb4-1b6e-447b-807c-37dab6f3e4ab","title":"S02E03: All Night Long","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/12","content_text":"Rewrites for Barbra Streisand + Gene Hackman and Dennis Quaid forming the hypotenuse of a father-son love triangle + weirdly loud shoes + DQ doing a Grape Ape imitation = All Night Long, a strangely static sex farce that somehow inspired us to compare it to Malick AND Pakula. It also led to a Buntsy rant on why KITT even has regular pursuit mode if Michael's never going to use it, but...what doesn't. \n\nOverall score: 2.25\nQQQ score: 3.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nRoger Ebert's review \nMitch at Video Vacuum understands our pain\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eRewrites for Barbra Streisand + Gene Hackman and Dennis Quaid forming the hypotenuse of a father-son love triangle + weirdly loud shoes + DQ doing a Grape Ape imitation = \u003cem\u003eAll Night Long\u003c/em\u003e, a strangely static sex farce that somehow inspired us to compare it to Malick AND Pakula. It also led to a Buntsy rant on why KITT even has regular pursuit mode if Michael\u0026#39;s never going to use it, but...what doesn\u0026#39;t. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2.25\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 3.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/all-night-long\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMitch at \u003ca href=\"https://thevideovacuum.livejournal.com/1215460.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eVideo Vacuum\u003c/a\u003e understands our pain\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-07-10T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/b0641bb4-1b6e-447b-807c-37dab6f3e4ab.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":63041537,"duration_in_seconds":2626}]},{"id":"8d4a326c-3b0d-48fc-9680-74a443b81bcd","title":"S02E02: G.O.R.P.","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/11","content_text":"Declare your independence from competent directing with 1980's G.O.R.P, an interminable Wet Hot Animal House Meatballs farce that confused Jeb and angered Sarah. Can a movie with a fairly clever Dracula runner, Altman-esque montages, and Dennis Quaid's naked bum really be that bad? Sign our Justice For Sally Kellerman Characters petition and find out!\n\nOverall score: 2\nQQQ score: 2.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nG.O.R.P. on Amazon, God help you \nThe Creative Loafing review \nPeter Howell, \"Animal House: The Movie That Changed Comedy\" \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eDeclare your independence from competent directing with 1980\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eG.O.R.P\u003c/em\u003e, an interminable \u003cem\u003eWet Hot Animal House Meatballs\u003c/em\u003e farce that confused Jeb and angered Sarah. Can a movie with a fairly clever Dracula runner, Altman-esque montages, and Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s naked bum really be that bad? Sign our Justice For Sally Kellerman Characters petition and find out!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 2\u003c/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQQQ score: 2.5\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/G-R-P-Michael-Lembeck/dp/B009511T0K/ref=sr_1_1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eG.O.R.P.\u003c/em\u003e on Amazon\u003c/a\u003e, God help you \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003ca href=\"https://clclt.com/charlotte/black-mass-trumbo-vincent-price-set-among-new-home-entertainment-titles/Content?oid=3726514\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eCreative Loafing review\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeter Howell, \u0026quot;\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/movies/2013/07/12/animal_house_the_movie_that_changed_comedy.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eAnimal House\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/em\u003e: The Movie That Changed Comedy\u0026quot; \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-07-03T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/8d4a326c-3b0d-48fc-9680-74a443b81bcd.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":72125880,"duration_in_seconds":3005}]},{"id":"4984c6aa-01bf-479d-9706-736679c0ed97","title":"S02E01: The Long Riders","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/10","content_text":"QIF finally returns with a new co-host, Jeb Lund, and a look at The Long Riders, Walter Hill's 1980 take on 19th-century bandits the Cole-Younger gang -- most noteworthy for the stunt-casting of real-life sets of brothers as various related parties, including the Carradines, Keaches, Guests...and Quaids. How Quaidy is this property, even with a lingering top note of Randy? What's with casting James Remar as a cartoonish Native American -- and the leveraging of the-South-will-rise-again pathos for relatability? And will we listen to DQ's Dennissance podcast? Saddle up: it's Season 2 of Quaid In Full. \n\nOverall score: 3\nQQQ score: 2.75\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \n_The Long Riders on Amazon\nThe Variety review\nThe TV Guide review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eQIF finally returns with a new co-host, Jeb Lund, and a look at \u003cem\u003eThe Long Riders\u003c/em\u003e, Walter Hill\u0026#39;s 1980 take on 19th-century bandits the Cole-Younger gang -- most noteworthy for the stunt-casting of real-life sets of brothers as various related parties, including the Carradines, Keaches, Guests...and Quaids. How Quaidy is this property, even with a lingering top note of Randy? What\u0026#39;s with casting James Remar as a cartoonish Native American -- and the leveraging of the-South-will-rise-again pathos for relatability? And will we listen to DQ\u0026#39;s Dennissance podcast? Saddle up: it\u0026#39;s Season 2 of Quaid In Full. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverall score: 3\u003cbr\u003e\nQQQ score: 2.75\u003c/strong\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e_The Long Riders \u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B086RFDYJF/ref=atv_dl_rdr?autoplay=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon Amazon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Variety \u003ca href=\"https://variety.com/1979/film/reviews/the-long-riders-1200424606/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe TV Guide \u003ca href=\"https://www.tvguide.com/movies/long-riders/review/104596/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2020-06-26T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/4984c6aa-01bf-479d-9706-736679c0ed97.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":56285645,"duration_in_seconds":2345}]},{"id":"b0fd34b4-b50a-4652-a885-bc2537638b77","title":"S01E09: Breaking Away","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/9","content_text":"QIF's first season comes to a close with the first truly Quaidy property on the man's c.v. -- 1979's Breaking Away, a minor classic I had trouble reviewing, because I've seen it so many times, it's like a family member. Old friends, new beginnings, the correct pronunciation of \"REFUND?!\", and the M and LVPs of Season 1 in an all-new Quaid In Full. Fill an ashtray with cat food and have a listen!\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nBreaking Away on Amazon\nThe IMDb plot summaries\nEbert's \nJanet Maslin's review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eQIF\u0026#39;s first season comes to a close with the first truly Quaidy property on the man\u0026#39;s c.v. -- 1979\u0026#39;s \u003cem\u003eBreaking Away\u003c/em\u003e, a minor classic I had trouble reviewing, because I\u0026#39;ve seen it so many times, it\u0026#39;s like a family member. Old friends, new beginnings, the correct pronunciation of \u0026quot;REFUND?!\u0026quot;, and the M and LVPs of Season 1 in an all-new Quaid In Full. Fill an ashtray with cat food and have a listen!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eBreaking Away\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B008GOG98Y/ref=atv_dl_rdr?autoplay=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon Amazon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe IMDb \u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078902/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ql_stry_2\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eplot summaries\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEbert\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/breaking-away-1979\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJanet Maslin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1979/07/18/archives/film-breaking-away-a-classic-sleeperback-home-in-indiana.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-11-08T09:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/b0fd34b4-b50a-4652-a885-bc2537638b77.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":33027053,"duration_in_seconds":1031}]},{"id":"4f86172f-e60b-4a2d-bca7-6480ca4aa935","title":"S01E08: Amateur Night At The Dixie Bar And Grill","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/8","content_text":"It's another TV movie as we enter the homestretch of QIF's first season: Amateur Night At The Dixie Bar And Grill, a surprisingly watchable Nashville knockoff starring not just Dennis Quaid but Don Johnson, Pinky Tuscadero, Isaiah Edwards from Little House, and...Kyle Richards? Come for Tanya Tucker's debut, stay for the Quaid tunesmithery in Episode 8.\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch Amateur Night \nThe movie's IMDb page\nThe Scopophilia review\nThe Schumacast does for Joel Schumacherwhat I do for Dennis Quaid\nThat time I talked about Don Johnson's vanity single on MASTAS\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s another TV movie as we enter the homestretch of QIF\u0026#39;s first season: \u003cem\u003eAmateur Night At The Dixie Bar And Grill\u003c/em\u003e, a surprisingly watchable \u003cem\u003eNashville\u003c/em\u003e knockoff starring not just Dennis Quaid but Don Johnson, Pinky Tuscadero, Isaiah Edwards from \u003cem\u003eLittle House\u003c/em\u003e, and...Kyle Richards? Come for Tanya Tucker\u0026#39;s debut, stay for the Quaid tunesmithery in Episode 8.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWgaw5LCeJ4\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAmateur Night\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe movie\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078762/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eIMDb page\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Scopophilia \u003ca href=\"https://scopophiliamovieblog.com/2017/04/24/amateur-night-at-the-dixie-bar-and-grill-1979/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe \u003ca href=\"https://schumacast.blogspot.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eSchumacast\u003c/a\u003e does for Joel Schumacherwhat I do for Dennis Quaid\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat time I talked about Don Johnson\u0026#39;s vanity single \u003ca href=\"https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/mark-and-sarah-talk-about-songs/e/55608450\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon MASTAS\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-11-01T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/4f86172f-e60b-4a2d-bca7-6480ca4aa935.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":21180417,"duration_in_seconds":661}]},{"id":"2ecd570c-ad3f-4534-8c23-c7e0dbe25c61","title":"S01E07: Are You In The House Alone?","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/7","content_text":"A uninteresting and deeply problematic TV movie with a horror-movie shell and an Afterschool Special center, Are You In The House Alone? introduces me to the concept of the Un-Quaidy Valley -- and introduces the rest of the world to David Keith. Schoolyard doowop, a brawl in an art-supplies closet, a visit to the Oversight Committee on the occasion of Mr. Quaid's engagement, and more!\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch Are You In The House Alone? \nReviews\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eA uninteresting and deeply problematic TV movie with a horror-movie shell and an \u003cem\u003eAfterschool Special\u003c/em\u003e center, \u003cem\u003eAre You In The House Alone?\u003c/em\u003e introduces me to the concept of the Un-Quaidy Valley -- and introduces the rest of the world to David Keith. Schoolyard doowop, a brawl in an art-supplies closet, a visit to the Oversight Committee on the occasion of Mr. Quaid\u0026#39;s engagement, and more!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B009OVB0RI/ref=atv_dl_rdr?autoplay=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAre You In The House Alone?\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077174/externalreviews?ref_=tt_ql_op_5\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eReviews\u003c/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-10-25T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/2ecd570c-ad3f-4534-8c23-c7e0dbe25c61.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":30034465,"duration_in_seconds":938}]},{"id":"3b70c196-8358-4fe1-907b-5018ff2d1c73","title":"S01E06: The Seniors","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/6","content_text":"Time Out London called it a \"satire of sorts\" -- but what exactly is college-sex-clinic proto-Risky Business romp The Seniors satirizing -- capitalism? women's lib? shaggin' wagons? What it's not doing is holding my interest very well, but if you'd like to consume a parade of naked breasts AND rockin' late-seventies boot style, this is the forgotten flick for you. I would tell you to grab a six-pack, but Dennis Quaid's got that covered, bless his heart.\n\nQuality: 1.5\nQuaidity: 4.5\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch The Seniors \nstunt_rock's review at The Betamax Rundown \n Time Out's review\n Keith Bailey's at The Unknown Movies\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTime Out\u003c/em\u003e London called it a \u0026quot;satire of sorts\u0026quot; -- but what exactly is college-sex-clinic proto-\u003cem\u003eRisky Business\u003c/em\u003e romp \u003cem\u003eThe Seniors\u003c/em\u003e satirizing -- capitalism? women\u0026#39;s lib? shaggin\u0026#39; wagons? What it\u0026#39;s not doing is holding my interest very well, but if you\u0026#39;d like to consume a parade of naked breasts AND rockin\u0026#39; late-seventies boot style, this is the forgotten flick for you. I would tell you to grab a six-pack, but Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s got that covered, bless his heart.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eQuality: 1.5\u003cbr\u003e\nQuaidity: 4.5\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"https://tubitv.com/movies/279469\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Seniors\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003estunt_rock\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.thebetamaxrundown.com/seniors-1978/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e at The Betamax Rundown \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e \u003cem\u003eTime Out\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.timeout.com/london/film/the-seniors\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Keith Bailey\u0026#39;s at \u003ca href=\"http://www.the-unknown-movies.com/unknownmovies/index.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Unknown Movies\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-10-18T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/3b70c196-8358-4fe1-907b-5018ff2d1c73.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":22695101,"duration_in_seconds":709}]},{"id":"dc0c467c-764f-4339-9abc-94c991a36155","title":"S01E05: Our Winning Season","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/5","content_text":"Quaid returns to period pieces in Our Winning Season, not that you'd necessarily know from the production. This failed attempt to combine a Porky's-esque sex farce with a high-school-sports roman a clef AND the blight of Vietnam isn't so much bad as airless and dull, and on top of that, it's both not very Quaidy and TOO Quaidy somehow. Tonal whiplash and fern-bar soundtrack cues: it's Episode 5!\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch Our Winning Season (if you must)\nTV Guide's review \n Peter Hanson's review at the Every '70s Movie blog\n Keith Bailey's at The Unknown Movies\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eQuaid returns to period pieces in \u003cem\u003eOur Winning Season\u003c/em\u003e, not that you\u0026#39;d necessarily know from the production. This failed attempt to combine a \u003cem\u003ePorky\u0026#39;s\u003c/em\u003e-esque sex farce with a high-school-sports roman a clef AND the blight of Vietnam isn\u0026#39;t so much bad as airless and dull, and on top of that, it\u0026#39;s both not very Quaidy and TOO Quaidy somehow. Tonal whiplash and fern-bar soundtrack cues: it\u0026#39;s Episode 5!\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6i9hhx\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eOur Winning Season\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e (if you must)\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eTV Guide\u003c/em\u003e\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://www.tvguide.com/movies/our-winning-season/review/108455/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Peter Hanson\u0026#39;s review at \u003ca href=\"http://every70smovie.blogspot.com/2015/05/our-winning-season-1978.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethe Every \u0026#39;70s Movie blog\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Keith Bailey\u0026#39;s at \u003ca href=\"http://www.the-unknown-movies.com/unknownmovies/index.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eThe Unknown Movies\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-10-11T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/dc0c467c-764f-4339-9abc-94c991a36155.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":19787777,"duration_in_seconds":618}]},{"id":"f3e305d5-a924-411e-90e7-e0e1ebb5b9e3","title":"S01E04: Baretta S04E04, \"The Sky Is Falling\"","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/4","content_text":"It's the most expensive, least worth-it Baretta episode in history: Season 4, Episode 4, \"The Sky Is Falling,\" which stars Barry Miller as a beset teenage prostitute, Dennis Quaid as his pimp, and a lot of '70s ideas about who's considered a victim. Oh, and an uneven distribution of AAAAACKTING! that may shortchange Dennis Quaid. Television curator at the Paley Center David Bushman joins me to discuss bad '70s pacing, ideal casting for Quaid, whether such a dark role on episodic TV could have hurt Quaid's career, and more.\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch the episode (or...don't) at the Paley Center \nMore on Tony-winner Barry Miller \nSpecial Guest: David Bushman.","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s the most expensive, least worth-it \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode in history: Season 4, Episode 4, \u0026quot;The Sky Is Falling,\u0026quot; which stars Barry Miller as a beset teenage prostitute, Dennis Quaid as his pimp, and a lot of \u0026#39;70s ideas about who\u0026#39;s considered a victim. Oh, and an uneven distribution of AAAAACKTING! that may shortchange Dennis Quaid. Television curator at the Paley Center David Bushman joins me to discuss bad \u0026#39;70s pacing, ideal casting for Quaid, whether such a dark role on episodic TV could have hurt Quaid\u0026#39;s career, and more.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that \u003cem\u003eBaretta\u003c/em\u003e episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003ca href=\"https://www.metacritic.com/tv/baretta/season-4/episode-4-the-sky-is-falling\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ethe episode\u003c/a\u003e (or...don\u0026#39;t) \u003ca href=\"https://www.paleycenter.org/visit-visitny/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eat the Paley Center\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMore on Tony-winner \u003ca href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Miller_(actor)\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eBarry Miller\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecial Guest: David Bushman.\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-10-04T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/f3e305d5-a924-411e-90e7-e0e1ebb5b9e3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":60161800,"duration_in_seconds":1879}]},{"id":"d5aa570d-1914-4448-bf5f-e61ada757371","title":"S01E03: September 30, 1955","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/3","content_text":"I'm completing the DQ-early-roles 1970s-contemplate-the-1950s trilogy with September 30, 1955, an achingly adolescent meditation on how the death of James Dean allowed John Boy Walton to feel his own losses...or something. James Bridges's (The Paper Chase, Perfect) melodramatic tale of a tragic afternoon isn't entirely successful, but it does bring us a Breaking Away pre-union AND our first Dennis Quaid sex growl. \n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nWatch September 30, 1955 on Amazon\nVincent Canby's review \n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eI\u0026#39;m completing the DQ-early-roles 1970s-contemplate-the-1950s trilogy with \u003cem\u003eSeptember 30, 1955\u003c/em\u003e, an achingly adolescent meditation on how the death of James Dean allowed John Boy Walton to feel his own losses...or something. James Bridges\u0026#39;s (\u003cem\u003eThe Paper Chase\u003c/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003ePerfect\u003c/em\u003e) melodramatic tale of a tragic afternoon isn\u0026#39;t entirely successful, but it does bring us a \u003cem\u003eBreaking Away\u003c/em\u003e pre-union AND our first Dennis Quaid sex growl. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWatch \u003cem\u003eSeptember 30, 1955\u003c/em\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/September-30-1955-Richard-Thomas/dp/B009SZMSIK/ref=sr_1_2?crid=Q1B5KJRWGPUY\u0026keywords=september+30%2C+1955\u0026qid=1569415735\u0026s=gateway\u0026sprefix=september+30%2Caps%2C143\u0026sr=8-2\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eon Amazon\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/1978/03/31/archives/screen-sept-30-1955-when-james-dean-diedadmirer-of-actor.html\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eVincent Canby\u0026#39;s review\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-09-27T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/d5aa570d-1914-4448-bf5f-e61ada757371.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":19038794,"duration_in_seconds":594}]},{"id":"73ddd066-92fa-4623-a003-57c441c29f67","title":"S01E02: I Never Promised You A Rose Garden","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/2","content_text":"It's Dennis Quaid's first role...with actual lines! Still not a full wardrobe, though, as he's shirtless -- but how does a pitcher named Shark fit into 1976 mental-illness drama I Never Promised You A Rose Garden? An Apollo 13 reunion, Kenickie in beads, and much more in this slightly Quaidier second episode. \n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nRose Garden on Amazon \nThe movie summary on IMDb \nRoger Ebert's full review\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s first role...with actual lines! Still not a full wardrobe, though, as he\u0026#39;s shirtless -- but how does a pitcher named Shark fit into 1976 mental-illness drama \u003cem\u003eI Never Promised You A Rose Garden\u003c/em\u003e? An \u003cem\u003eApollo 13\u003c/em\u003e reunion, Kenickie in beads, and much more in this slightly Quaidier second episode. \u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.amazon.com/Never-Promised-You-Rose-Garden/dp/B07KZDGW7F/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2E1EBR5I3A8PR\u0026keywords=i+never+promised+you+a+rose+garden\u0026qid=1568771994\u0026rnid=2941120011\u0026s=movies-tv\u0026sprefix=i+never%2Caps%2C155\u0026sr=1-1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eRose Garden\u003c/em\u003e on Amazon\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe movie summary on \u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076172/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ql_stry_2\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eIMDb\u003c/a\u003e \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/i-never-promised-you-a-rose-garden-1977\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eRoger Ebert\u0026#39;s full review\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-09-20T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/73ddd066-92fa-4623-a003-57c441c29f67.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":21309984,"duration_in_seconds":665}]},{"id":"af3470ab-e147-4831-a683-c0c0bdb145a3","title":"S01E01: Crazy Mama","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/1","content_text":"It's Dennis Quaid's first role: 1975's Crazy Mama, a Julie Corman/Jonathan Demme outlaw-action drive-in joint that's quite charming, thanks in part to 1) Ann Sothern and 2) Quaid not wearing drawers under his bellman rig. What's going on with this throuple Donny Most is in? Was that Bill Paxton? And most importantly, how Quaidy is it?\n\nSHOW NOTES\n\n\nWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF's GoFundMe page! \nCrazy Mama on Amazon\nThe movie's Wikipedia page and IMDb plot summary\nYou Must Remember This\nLeonard Maltin's review\nBrooklyn Vegan on Concrete TV\n","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eIt\u0026#39;s Dennis Quaid\u0026#39;s first role: 1975\u0026#39;s Crazy Mama, a Julie Corman/Jonathan Demme outlaw-action drive-in joint that\u0026#39;s quite charming, thanks in part to 1) Ann Sothern and 2) Quaid not wearing drawers under his bellman rig. What\u0026#39;s going on with this throuple Donny Most is in? Was that Bill Paxton? And most importantly, how Quaidy is it?\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSHOW NOTES\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWant to help defray the costs of the pod, like getting a print of that Baretta episode made? Throw a few bucks in the hat at QIF\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://t.co/MItcWMHOPU?amp=1\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eGoFundMe page\u003c/a\u003e! \u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07FCRX72P?autoplay=1\u0026tag=amz-mkt-chr-us-20\u0026ascsubtag=1ba00-01000-a0041-mac00-other-smile-us000-pcomp-feature-epcomp-wm-6\u0026ref=aa_epcomp\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCrazy Mama\u003c/em\u003e\u003c/a\u003e on Amazon\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe movie\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Mama\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eWikipedia page\u003c/a\u003e and IMDb \u003ca href=\"https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072829/plotsummary?ref_=tt_stry_pl\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eplot summary\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eYou Must Remember This\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeonard Maltin\u0026#39;s \u003ca href=\"https://books.google.com/books?id=yzPADT7BTRcC\u0026pg=PT545\u0026lpg=PT545\u0026dq=crazy+mama+quaid+scene\u0026source=bl\u0026ots=STsDfJbTTt\u0026sig=ACfU3U0N2l5ySfrEFM4dMjpa70Pugnnb9g\u0026hl=en\u0026sa=X\u0026ved=2ahUKEwj8ncDsiLPkAhWEc98KHc8qBJYQ6AEwFnoECAoQAQ#v=onepage\u0026q=crazy%20mama%20quaid%20scene\u0026f=false\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003ereview\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrooklyn Vegan on \u003ca href=\"http://www.brooklynvegan.com/cable-access-sh/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eConcrete TV\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\n\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-09-13T09:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/af3470ab-e147-4831-a683-c0c0bdb145a3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":14500593,"duration_in_seconds":453}]},{"id":"c181565b-1d03-4413-aca0-1607db31bafc","title":"Episode 0: Welcome to the Quaid In Full podcast!","url":"https://quaidinfull.fireside.fm/welcome","content_text":"Quaid In Full: the podcast that ranks and reviews every single thing Mr. Dennis Quaid has ever done in front of a camera, in chronological order. Coming soon!","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eQuaid In Full: the podcast that ranks and reviews every single thing Mr. Dennis Quaid has ever done in front of a camera, in chronological order. Coming soon!\u003c/p\u003e","summary":"","date_published":"2019-08-18T18:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f4182242-c8c4-41d9-afaa-204c949fd781/c181565b-1d03-4413-aca0-1607db31bafc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":3144642,"duration_in_seconds":98}]}]}