S04E03: Wilder Napalm

Chris Collision of the I Don't Even Own A Television podcast is joining us for the misbegotten Wilder Napalm, the early Vince Gilligan joint that would have made a much better X-Files episode than it did a feature film. Arli$$ jokes, aggressive quirk, a Van Helsing comparison somehow, beefcake snarling at each other, Manic Pixie Dream Winger, and a lead who should have failed out of clown college all add up to a very nineties pyrokinetic love triangle with no figurative fireworks. Close up the Quik Foto; it's an all-new Quaid In Full.

Overall score: 4
QQQ score: 3.92 (don't ask)

SHOW NOTES

• Get EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) at our Patreon page
• Can YOU get past the first 27 seconds of The Dennissance?
• ...Us either. Try Chris's pod with JW Friedman instead
• Janet Maslin's review
• And Owen Gleiberman's for EW